I know it’s sexual, but I need to complete Queen Charlotte so I can fully get this
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Chidi Okereke
@Chydee
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The UK is very lenient o. Some people just got about 7 years for manslaughter (when the murder was not an accident), and this one is getting 3 years for attempted murder. Looks like a good place to be a criminal. twitter.com/crimeldn/statu
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Goddamn ❤️
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Would be hard to stop me from coming. Do it bro
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Mr Do It All…
… If I host a Karaoke night.. would you guys show up for me???
… If I host a Karaoke night.. would you guys show up for me???
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I did not cry when I watched it that time so what is happening with my eyes now? Must be the dust
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Man this is massive. Man 👏🏾
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Will never not be shocked that hangry is an actual word 😂
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Davido has finally freed me from his grip. Lemme do small hip hop. Starting with this guy who, I surprisingly just discovered yesterday 🫢
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Look at you queening and shit 👏🏾🎉🫶🏾
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It’s okay to be a weak Nigga sometimes. And while your position is valid (and even better) I stand by mine. Some people need to catch hands and that’s that about that.
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Not your brightest idea by a long shot.
It's no different from attacking someone because they called you names and you couldn't match them and therefore decided to throw hands.
Throwing hands is for weak niggas. twitter.com/Chydee/status/…
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Make we race: first to name their daughter Chimamanda. N100k for the winner 😈
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I love the name Chimamanda. When God gives me a daughter, I will call her that name.
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Guys, let’s vote our own. See the link here toyp.jci.ng/vote
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Exciting News! 
I'm thrilled to share that I've been nominated for the prestigious 2023 JCI Ten Outstanding Young Persons of Nigeria Award! 
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Again, I insist that we should normalize chronically vile people catching hands outside this app.
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If Heaven like make e fall, never doing that. Call me hypocrite if you want, na you sabi. Unless the matter involve me directly and I have to clear my name, I will do any bashing I have to do privately.
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Even in Lagos, it used to be that way. But cars became more necessary and houses became more expensive to build.
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Environment really matter a lot
In Ibadan , people ( especially 40+) prefer building a house first before buying in car , in Lagos , it’s otherwise
A Lagosian can park 3 massive rides inside a rented apartment , in Ibadan, it’s a ‘taboo’
Is it cultural?
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Footballers are the stupidest liars. Like how can you lie so brazenly in front of cameras and thousands of people? 😂
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Lmaoo. Smh
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Madrid no even see ball play. But somehow dem go use counter score. Haram team.
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Madrid no even see ball play. But somehow dem go use counter score. Haram team.
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However if you find a way to look past that violation, 15 bodies at 18 years of age is wild. Multiple bodies as a minor is wild. And if what I’m hearing is correct, this is becoming normal. What can be done?
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Got so many things to say about that grown ass woman that put a camera in front of a minor and teenagers, then ask them questions about sex. The things that are allowed to happen without repercussion in this country are too many.
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More than 500k of you follow him. Despite all the insensitive, vile and negative shit he’s said. Why won’t he open his smelly mouth and spew more rubbish. Y’all following him are culpable too. Enablers of imbecility
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You people find a way to make absolutely disgusting pieces of shit famous, and that is why that bumbling retard whose stock in trade is controversial replies is relevant. I blocked him long ago and if y’all did same, we won’t have to deal with his buffoonery. Y’all do better.
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Not at the moment, but MNDTJ 🤲🏾
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Is today an even day? 
Lmaooo 😂😂😂😂 I hope there’s AC in your kitchen cos you dey cook, chef 😭
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A broke girl dating a broke guy. But the girl is the understanding one.
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It is important to learn how not to engage very stupid tweets. What you’re doing is giving it more attention. Like the one where some numbskull said bra helps to prevent breasts from sagging. Y’all are quoting with the same thing. Let her be foolish in peace.
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Wait o. Are you sure of this? The people promoting the narrative are the managers of the artistes that declined nau. They are in their innermost sanctum and knew that they didn’t perform because they hate the royal family 😂
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People made a fuss about some musicians declining to perform. For example, I saw Ed Sheeran's video where he said he had something booked already in the US. Many didn't decline because they have this burning animosity towards the British crown. twitter.com/PhiloeEsq/stat…
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I don’t think it’s fair that only women get to hide their beauty from the world. Men should begin wearing this too. Equality 🤲🏾
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This is correct hijab. No further explanation needed. May Allah make it easier for us to observe the correct hijab. Ameen
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If there are 100 self-made billionaires, I can bet that 98 of them got there by being ruthless cold hearted mudafuckers.
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A lawyer went to court and took a picture of a couple that came for divorce and posted on the internet for laughs. Did not blur their faces at least. A supposed lawyer. Nigeria.
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This entire country is a crime scene. Put every damn thing in rice.
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Twitter people please come to my aid. I’m demanding justice for my cousin.
Ehh God! People are wicked!!!
See what a nurse did to my cousin
I demand justice for my cousin
@benhundeyin @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @Princemoye1 @Lagosdsva @Nigeria_NMC
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I demand justice for my cousin
@benhundeyin @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @Princemoye1 @Lagosdsva @Nigeria_NMC
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Please try to work hard and marry a rich person so your children will not suffer what many of us are suffering. It’s not a must o, before you will say I’m poverty shaming, but try.
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I appreciate this tweet a bit too much. And you can see it embedded in our culture of accepting nonsense because of the small thing we’re getting on the side.
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It's very on brand for Nigerians to think this. We aren't wired to choose Happiness over Status and Access. twitter.com/iamndukwe/stat…
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They’re not same thing. It’s a much bigger deal when a local star is given a global platform. Global stars can reject it - it’s another Sunday for them.
Performing at the presidential inauguration is something else entirely. It’s a local event, so A list local stars don’t have… Show more
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Like on this stand it means anyone can go perform for BAT during his inauguration (?) and will get no backlash right, cause that’s what alot of you are saying
A job is a job twitter.com/bolu_ay/status…
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I want to complete Queen Charlotte so I can ask the question on my mind: why did they make Lord Danbury like that? I have theories, but I need to know why from the horse’s mouth. 1 more episode to go 🤲🏾
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Odumodu sing about Picanto, the price shoot up to N15 million.
Him sing about Declan Rice, dem say him worth £120m.
Afro-Cultism wey dey inflate things.
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West Ham will allow Declan Rice to leave this summer if they receive an offer worth £120 million from a Champions League club 
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