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Founded by Anton Szandor LaVey in 1966, we defined Satanism. 🤘 Please read our FAQ before asking questions. We mute morons, lunatics & trolls. 𖤐

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Jun 2017

    Members of the Press - Please use our media contact form and reference our press kit which can be found here:

    227 replies 160 retweets 1,173 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Did you all know that WILLIE WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY is a film? Check out 's Film List and discover what other films they endorse!

    15 replies 23 retweets 130 likes
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  3. 21 hours ago

    This is Christian for “go fuck yourself”

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    47 replies 384 retweets 1,987 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    Sep 12

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  5. Sep 12

    “Don’t be morons” 🙄

    I have come across that Ariana Grande needed a blood sacrifice to keep being famous or some shit. Mac Miller was that sacrifice. Also she's an Satanist. People, let's be intellectuals for once in our lives. Don't be morons.
    46 replies 99 retweets 751 likes
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  6. Sep 12

    We are Satanists, we are under no obligation to be nice to people who don't have brains.

    Replying to @RyanMead78 @ChurchofSatan
    Guys. He’s a q anon person. Obviously he doesn’t have a brain, so be nice.
    16 replies 152 retweets 964 likes
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  7. Sep 12

    Posts bullshit. Gets busted for being illiterate. Could have stopped at “I have no interest in learning anything”

    Replying to @ChurchofSatan
    What I am basically saying to you is that you have the credibility of a pile of dog feces. I have no interest in learning anything about your sick and twisted religion. Tick tock.
    6 replies 27 retweets 250 likes
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  8. Sep 12

    *your

    how can I join you’re group
    12 replies 42 retweets 346 likes
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  9. Sep 11

    No, the Pope blamed Satan for bringing the abuse to the public spotlight and shaming the church, not for the abuse. He’s not blaming an imaginary bad guy, he’s using the term Satan as we do, as the accuser. And he’s goddamn right, and it’s about time.

    Pope Blames Devil for Sex Abuse...
    19 replies 197 retweets 1,009 likes
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  10. Sep 11

    Nah, being blamed for outing pedophiles who were being protected by the Catholic Church seems like pretty good press to us.

    Dang - bad press again.
    17 replies 344 retweets 2,014 likes
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  11. Sep 11

    📷 9/11—NEVER FORGET THAT FAITH KILLS As the years pass, we have grown accustomed to the annual ghost...

    18 replies 92 retweets 442 likes
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  12. Sep 11

    📷 Speak of the Devil - Reverend Campbell Interviews Citizen D.A. Friday, September 14th / 8pm MST Live...

    6 retweets 33 likes
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  13. Sep 11

    📹 Lord Lorcan brings you another amazing interview with Joseph Michael & Jacob Dreyer of WITHERFALL!...

    2 replies 4 retweets 37 likes
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  14. Sep 10

    This guy is blowing the lid off the story that has been a well kept secret for weeks. It's true, simple shapes like circles, squares and triangles, along with primary colors play heavily into logo design. Hope he doesn't find out about Janoff's Apple!

    Replying to @deedeemarz @AitSeth and 2 others
    You don’t have a clue how the world really is. A totally blind sheep. Go figure out what freemasonry is really about. There’s a lodge just down the street.
    49 replies 221 retweets 1,394 likes
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  15. Sep 10

    📷 Bobby Dee’s JC presents a special night with Old Style Music Nights from Belgium! Charming Disaster...

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  16. Sep 10

    📷 Vox Satanae - Episode 406   We hear works by Magister Leoninus, John Dunstable, Francisco de...

    3 replies 7 retweets 45 likes
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  17. Sep 9

    Fun fact, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory is included in Anton LaVey's recommended film list. Magus Gilmore discusses the film (and the list) in more detail here:

    Replying to @ChurchofSatan @kayvt2
    So you think that what Willy Wonka says is good defense of your belief system? How da fuk is that a burn on me? 😂😂😂. Wooooowwwww. You guys are more pathetic than I thought!!! Satan and Willy Wonka!?!?!? That’s fucking hilarious!!!
    5 replies 19 retweets 219 likes
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  18. Sep 9

    Imagine trying to come off like an authority on language when you don't know how to spell "other"

    Replying to @EJInfamous @thefakezzig and 3 others
    a whole nother level of stupid is making a reply when you are completely wrong. I never said it wasn’t the same amount of time... i said it’s not used the same in common speech and therefore one refers to a lesser time frame... which the COS has just now confirmed.
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  19. Sep 9

    Here's someone trying to prove Satan is real because Hollywood. Apparently.

    Replying to @AitSeth @Aries261984 @ChurchofSatan
    In regards to satan, the proof is in all the witchcraft that Hollywood and others do. They do witchcraft, black magic whatever you want to call it because it works. I always thought that was bullshit but unfortunately it's not. It's very real. Demons and Lucifer are real.
    39 replies 67 retweets 685 likes
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  20. Sep 9

    Altars are a powerful symbol for ritual. Here we explore the many examples of Satanic altars which have graced the silver screen.

    5 replies 18 retweets 125 likes
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  21. Sep 9

    This Illuminati investigator believes that the characters in Christian mythology existed MILLENNIA before Christianity was created. Hopefully they don’t charge for their investigation services otherwise some refunds might be in order.

    Replying to @EJInfamous @ChurchofSatan @kayvt2
    In case you are also illiterate at math... millennia are much longer than centuries... 1000=millennium is greater than 100=century... so 1000’s of years ago... there was organized religion & the name Satan... long before Christianity. Not centuries... millennia... ok dipshit?
    16 replies 25 retweets 261 likes
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