VENOM TRAILER: "And it's got Tom Hardy in it." ME: "I like Tom Hardy. Does he play with puppies in it?" TRAILER: "N... no?" ME: "Pass. Hard pass."
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THE VENOM TRAILER: "There's a guy. And he's on the run. And s... something has happened, and boom dramatic music, and motorcycle, and... mm, lotta, you know, lotta grr, oh no." ME: "Is there any Venom in it?" TRAILER: "No, but it's cool, it's -- wow, some shit's happening."
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VENOM TRAILER: "But he's under... an unspecific threat! And there's a sinister guy with a tube of Venom, like a glass jar, and... whoa, man, it's tense, really sphincter-tightening." ME: "Is the Venom good or bad?" TRAILER: "You know, who knows, I dunno, nobody knows."
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ME: "Is Tom Hardy a good guy or a bad guy?" VENOM: "Whoa, spoiler warning, I can't, uhh. I can't spoil that ha ha what." ME: "Does it explain Venom at all? Like if I don't know anything about Venom, does it help me to figure that out?" VENOM: "Wh... uhhh. Well. Y... no."
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VENOM TRAILER: "But hey, you know Venom, everybody knows Venom, it's like Santa Claus, we all know the story. He's from Spider-Man." ME: "Whoa, Spider-Man is in the trailer?" TRAILER: "Not... in the trailer." ME: "So in the movie?" TRAILER: "Not... in the movie." ME: "JFC."
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Wait. I thought I was watching a The Fugitive trailer. IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS THE ONE ARMED SYMBIOTE!!!
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dammit dude, TRAILER SPOILERS!
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For bloody sakes, people....it's a teaser trailer........can't reveal ALL the big guns!!!
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I mean, you probably know this. But you sure are asking a lot of questions from a trailer. Just saying...
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