“HELLO, DIANE. THE HALO BAND DETECTS YOU ARE SURLY TODAY. THE HALO BAND DOES NOT CARE THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER DIED FROM COVID, IT ONLY REMINDS YOU THAT GRUMPY MCGRUMPUSES LIKE YOURSELF ARE 54% MORE LIKELY TO BE FIRED FOR YOUR NASTY ATTITUDE. BUCK UP AND SMILE BEHIND YOUR MASK!”
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Wow what the fuck?
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What happens if it decides you CAN'T make it through your day?
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That is when it triggers the optional electro-motivational discharge pads.
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First step to a Penfield Mood Organ?
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OOOOH I need one so I can break it with my autistic ADHD depression :D
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Just what everyone needs when they first get up? Smile! Yeah right that's gonna work out well



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