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    Chuck Wendig‏Verified account @ChuckWendig 27 Aug 2020

    Ahh, great. The algorithmic tone-policing “you should smile more!” dystopian hell-bracelet 2020 demands we have. https://engt.co/3gyF2DL pic.twitter.com/fxIo2HtL3U

    8:18 AM - 27 Aug 2020
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      1. Chuck Wendig‏Verified account @ChuckWendig 27 Aug 2020

        “HELLO, DIANE. THE HALO BAND DETECTS YOU ARE SURLY TODAY. THE HALO BAND DOES NOT CARE THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER DIED FROM COVID, IT ONLY REMINDS YOU THAT GRUMPY MCGRUMPUSES LIKE YOURSELF ARE 54% MORE LIKELY TO BE FIRED FOR YOUR NASTY ATTITUDE. BUCK UP AND SMILE BEHIND YOUR MASK!”

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      1. James "More Coffee" Wilcox‏ @James_Librarian 27 Aug 2020
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        Wow what the fuck?

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      1. Nuts, but socially distant. 🌈  📚 📸 🎭 ☕ 🌻 ♿ 🐶 📚 🎬 🖋 🍑‏ @SenseofWonder65 27 Aug 2020
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        Awesome.

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      2. Joe Fritz‏ @joefritz 27 Aug 2020
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        What happens if it decides you CAN'T make it through your day?

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      3. Nate: Vaxed and holding.‏ @nf1nk 27 Aug 2020
        Replying to @joefritz @ChuckWendig

        That is when it triggers the optional electro-motivational discharge pads.

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      1. Toppsnyk (Dice Addict)‏ @Toppsnyk 27 Aug 2020
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        First step to a Penfield Mood Organ?

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      1. Goldberry‏ @HellsHobbits 27 Aug 2020
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      2. Sophia Papaelias‏ @Fallimar 27 Aug 2020
        Replying to @ChuckWendig

        OOOOH I need one so I can break it with my autistic ADHD depression :D

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      3. J. Lee  🌳 🐝‏ @JamieXLeeee 27 Aug 2020
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      1. Kathy Mccallum‏ @kathy_mccallum 27 Aug 2020
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        Just what everyone needs when they first get up? Smile! Yeah right that's gonna work out well😳🙄🙄😷

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