wait you just gave me a new zinc stomach
WEDNESDAY! DON'T FORGET YOU CARRY AROUND INSIDE YOU A CAULDRON OF GASTRIC ACID THAT CAN DISSOLVE ZINC, BUT IT DOESN'T KILL US BECAUSE WE RENEW OUR STOMACH LINING SO FAST OUR GUTS DON'T GIVE A GOOD GODDAMN -- THAT'S HOW FUCKING METAL YOU ARE, SO HAVE A GREAT DAY, YOU MONSTER
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yeah your last one didn't hold up
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but you just said zinc was not a good option
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for you it's uhhh it's fine
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you don't sound very confident
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it's more that I don't care that much?
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isn’t it inefficent to have to replace my stomach every week
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I mean, I'm not the one doing it
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Artist interpretation of stomach lining regeneration.
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Where is the
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I love you, man, but why are you always "yelling"?
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Because he is the twin cryer, spreading the important info
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Is there a collection of these weekday posts I can easily access? They’re one of the best parts of my day!
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You know what else can dissolve zinc? Seawater. That slutty element will stick its extra electrons into just about anything.
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