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Rafa in the old jersey is a fucking vibe
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Milan reach the Champions League semifinals for the first time since 2007.
They won the whole thing that year 
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Dear Napoli,
We wish you luck and miracle to maintain your record of winning 2 trophies per century as we congratulate you on your first trophy this century.
Additionally, we want to apologize for ruining your joy. We included a greeting card below
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Remember when maldini called Donnarumma in the last game of the season after we qualified to CL and told him to find new club 🤣🤣🤣
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- Napoli fans threw bottles of piss on our fans
- sent death threats to the children of the starting squad
- stood outside the team hotel to scream and shout and disturb the players
- Napoli fans now get to enjoy watching the UCL at home 👍
ITALIA ES MILAN
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ANDIAMO ANDIAMO ANDIAMO
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AC MILAN KNOCK OUT NAPOLI AND ARE THROUGH TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMI-FINALS!! 
Won 2 straight Serie A titles in Football Manager 23. Were absolutely rolling in the champions league so far. So no…I do not want to go to bed at 4am
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The only thing better than getting all your tools stolen out of your car is when you realize it while it’s raining on you and to replace your 1/4” impact drill is now double the price and doesn’t include anything it originally came with 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
But bro age isn’t an advantage? Come the fuck on you’re a 4 year NFL vet coming off a rookie deal before you even get drafted
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Stetson Bennett was dropping DIMES at his Pro Day yesterday 
Bennett said in a recent interview that he feels he has “an extreme advantage” over other QB prospects by playing in a pro-style offense at Georgia.
Bennett is currently projected to be a late round selection.
Bennett said in a recent interview that he feels he has “an extreme advantage” over other QB prospects by playing in a pro-style offense at Georgia.
Bennett is currently projected to be a late round selection.
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We move 🏄♂️🏄♂️🏄♂️
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Didn’t see 7-0 last night coming did you little cunt
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"I'm a time traveller!" 
This Manchester United fan has seen the League Cup final before...
This Manchester United fan has seen the League Cup final before...
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Which one hits harder?
- Codeine Crazy intro60%
- McDonald’s Sprite 1st sip40%
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Mf called all of Central America rapists, the fuck he’s worried about some manicured grass for lmaoooo
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Apparently 45 drives his golf cart on the greens… (via uedell IG)
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The 6 part depressing struggle story intro is so fucking corny
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CJ Stroud was 13 years old when his father was sentenced to 38 years in prison.
This caused Stroud to spend his HS year's living in a small apartment above a storage facility as the money supply was limited.
Stroud wasn't able to afford a private coach and was hardly able to…
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Are the Jalapeño cheddar sausage links on the roller grill at QT considered Keto?
3 cups of coffee and a monster by noon every day for like 3 weeks now. The hair on my arms is vibrating now
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I run my companies Facebook and Instagram. It’s a small company so our Facebook only has like 12 followers.
I post a lot and never really get any likes or comments. But every post does get 1 share.
My mom.
Thanks mom 🥹
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Bukayo Saka
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2 or 3 plates
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Ja gonna have it tucked the whole 4th quarter if they down watch
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Grizz getting Ja back and lost to Toronto last home game. They shouldn’t fuck around tonight. Suns are a hot team! Let’s run them both!
#NBA
Suns -7.5 (3U)
Suns Under 224
Grizzles -9.5 (3U)
Grizzles Over 233
#GamblingTwitter #BigMemphis #WeAreTheValley
#NBA
Suns -7.5 (3U)
Suns Under 224
Grizzles -9.5 (3U)
Grizzles Over 233
#GamblingTwitter #BigMemphis #WeAreTheValleyIce storm last week….
Positive for Covid this week….
God wants me to start another Elden Ring play through I know it
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I wish I could just like be the NBA all time leading scorer
Just like be able to walk into my 25+ million dollar home that my stable family warmly welcomes me into nightly
I just wish I could do normal things
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LeBron reflects on how stardom has affected his life
(via @taniaganguli)
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To do what 😂😂😂
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2019 LSU WR room:
Jamarr Chase (dog)
Justin Jefferson (dog)
Terrace Marshall (Panthers)
Trey Palmer (top 5 speed in this years combine)
Jaray Jenkins (actually making plays for LSU)
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USC’s 2019 WR room was INSANE:
• Michael Pittman (Colts)
• Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions)
• Drake London (Falcons)
• Velus Jones (Bears)
• Tyler Vaughns (XFL)
One of the best rooms in college football history 
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SHAMCITY
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What does that even mean
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ESPN’s Todd McShay said he believes Bryce Young will be the “Steph Curry” of the NFL.
The Alabama QB is currently the favorite to be the first overall pick in the NFL Draft 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Serie A’s FIGC Prosecutor has ruled that Juventus will be given a -15 point deduction as result of the “Plusvalenza Case”, club’s capital gain violations 
#Juventus
#JuventusThat’s like $100 that’s fire lmao
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I know a dude from Uptown that can do this and move his shoulders at the same time 🤷🏽♂️ twitter.com/TheFigen_/stat
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