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Perfect. Trump’s last day.
The Military Band right outside the White House — “Hit The Road Jack”...
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Don’t know who this dude is but he broke that shit DOWN!! Listen especially the ones that need to hear it!!
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Couldn’t say it better
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Dear Ainsley,
When I was scared and worried about the future of the county and confused and heartbroken that my candidate didn't win, I didn't storm the Capitol. I did this:
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Ainsley Earhardt: “There are 75 million people that voted for President Trump. And they are scared. They are worried about what the future of this country looks like. They are confused and heartbroken that their candidate didn't win and they don't want to be forgotten.”
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Y’all aren’t resigning you’re letting your vacation run out but ok.
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Let me get this straight: against the expert advice of everyone and anyone credible, Donald Trump paid $3 million for a Wisconsin recount that wound up giving Biden more net votes? Oh, that's beautiful. That's art.
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I work at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA
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Stunning — students from the Dance Theatre of Harlem dancing in New York City 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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As someone who is far more powerful than Pat Robertson in that my sexual orientation provides me the agency to create hurricanes, I can confirm he is wrong and Trump will not be reelected.
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First he stole all of Veep. Now he’s stealing from Seinfeld. Melania deserves an Emmy for acting like she’s attracted to THIS.
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If we expect second graders to show up for virtual school the least Trump could do is show up for a virtual debate.
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Pete Buttigieg really went on Fox News and asked "why an evangelical Christian like Mike Pence wants to be on a ticket with a president caught with a porn star."
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The RNC comes out hard against [checks notes] all people being created equal.
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let’s all keep it friendly ... we are all far from perfect ... we all make mistakes ... we all have different opinions and views .. I’m just trying to be better today then I was yesterday ... which I think is all we can ever ask
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I accidentally walked into a store without a mask yesterday and it felt like one of those dreams where you’re naked in public.
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Learn. Their. Names.
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Abracadabra, let there be school.
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That’s my husband Dan Maples in that video from Costco and I have some things to say!!
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That’s my husband Dan Maples in that video from Costco and I have some things to say!!
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Maybe I’m a goddamn bleeding heart liberal hippie but I would definitely pay $0.50 more for fries if it meant the person making me those fries didn’t have to work 3 jobs to survive
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Stop talking about percents. Let's talk about dead children.
57 million kids attend schools.
Assume a ridiculously low infection rate of 2% - that's 1,140,000 children sick. Assume a death rate of 0.5%. That's almost 6,000 dead children. Like two 9/11s, with just kids.../1
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The venn diagram of people who think the government should control women's bodies but not mask usage is a circle.
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Japan has less than 1,000 covid deaths. They never went in to full economic shut down. They have an unemployment rate of 2.6%. How did they do it? Virtually everybody wears a mask. Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look on the world stage.
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Ban Viagra. If pregnancy is God's will, so is limp dick.
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There’s the cruelty...
And the divisiveness...
And the corruption...
And the racism...
And the lies...
And the countless other affronts to decency and integrity.
And then there’s also the sheer jaw-dropping and tragic incompetence.
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To be fair, I say that we give women the control of men’s healthcare for the next 200 years.
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Ok now say that again while sitting in the same studio next to each other
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Brian Kilmeade says schools must re-open in the fall in part because "life is full of risks, kids should learn that early that life is full of hurdles, you've got to find a way to overcome."
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In honor of ’s birthday, let me reminisce on that time my fellow teachers, a few of our students, and I did a pep rally performance to ... “Pep Rally”! Happy Birthday, Missy. Your artistry knows no bounds! Love you! ❤️
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Opinion: Vincent D’Onofrio’s Wilson Fisk is the Best Supervillain Portrayal Put on Screen – Tristan Zelden
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If Gaga and Beyoncé had performed Telephone live together even just a single time I know coronavirus would not exist right now
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Y'all - check out this new @RVAT2020 video from Tommy - replete with a perfect West Texas accent.
Tommy voted for Trump, has never voted for a Democrat in his life, but this year he'll be supporting .
"Look this is nuts. We've had enough." -
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How to more cases than anybody in the world
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