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@Chris_Meloni
the guy who recognizes every “free thinker” “Patriot” for what they really are. I play pretend sometimes. I’m nicer on Instagram:
Joined December 2010
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And do what?
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Those who flock to beaches, bars, and political rallies, putting their fellow citizens at risk, are not exercising freedom; they are displaying, as one commentator has noted, the weakness of a people who lack both the stoicism to endure the pandemic and the fortitude to defeat it
permission?…no
It’s called manners
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I love that @Chris_Meloni is waiting for permission to sit from @Mariska
Sure- big birthday(60), big boy(200 lbs), big cake
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Replying to @awholeassmood and @WrittenByHanna
@Chris_Meloni you wanna explain why you have so much cake???
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Perhaps the greatest WH spokesperson I’ve ever witnessed
Always thought of myself as progressive but now realize I’m liberal
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You would be arrested!
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LAW & ORDER!
Translation: I have no talent and wish the worst on those that do
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And the Oscar goes to… nobody cares.
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Well... I think it’s official official now so.... see ya in April. And May. And...
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.@Chris_Meloni returns and Elliot Stabler's story continues. #OrganizedCrime premieres April 1 on @NBC.
The promise of green energy, my children, the centering calm of love, and a really good piece of baklava I had the other day
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Dear South Korea, how? Asking for a country
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Breaking News: A South Korean court has removed President Park Geun-hye from office nyti.ms/2n5q3K4
Her
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Ten years of anticipation. One day away.
Drop your favorite Stabler GIF, quote, or photo if you're ready.
Like this. You?
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@Chris_Meloni How is lockdown going for you?
Real question:
Why am I getting so many ultra Maga GOP shitbags on my feed?
A lovely way to start the day
You. Bastard.
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My great grandfather helping an injured woman after the 7.8 San Francisco earthquake in 1906. He is a hero 
Yes. Ur a pussy. Next
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I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe.
How it started
How it ended
#Eleganceissurprisinglylight
#partnerscarryingpartners
#highheelcasualty
Just found out my son’s Instagram acct is tedcruz’sleftnut
My breast swells with pride
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Can y'all imagine if one day @Chris_Meloni and @Mariska posts a picture like this pretending they are kissing with the caption #Rehearsing
It would be the end of us and the end of the internet
Yes. All of it. Yes
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Last time I saw The Belz
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Sir, that was the Fast and Furious film
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WATCH: Trump argues that we need a border wall to stop migrants just driving right across in their "unbelievable vehicles... stronger, bigger, and faster vehicles than our police have, than ICE has"
Flexible hips on the fly
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Rep. Gaetz under investigation by House Ethics Committee as he faces allegation of possible sex trafficking of a minor
hey remember when ya put on a gas mask to mock the seriousness of a pandemic? ....ah, simpler times
What up
Light as a feather and yet heavily pregnant with awesome responsibility twitter.com/fckouttaherefo
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In a moment, the world is a little better
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United Kingdom:
Their package delivery man is named Tim. He’s deaf.
Tallulah and Tim developed quite the friendship over the lockdown.
Tallulah’s mom taught her to sign. She made Tim a “thank you” that he displays on his truck proudly.
Humanity.
Janet wore it better
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Some sexy ass dance moves
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I give less than 1/3 of a shit t.co/VhOUJNGT8z
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Ho. Lee. Shyte. That couple was in lock step and she was razor sharp:
“You believe what you need to believe but I won’t be paying you for ur services”
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Watch this contractor immediately get fired when the homeowner sees a confederate flag on his truck.
More of this please...twitter.com/FEEZYDoesIT/st
Chris Wallace just showed the president that he basically passed a Denny’s coloring place mat to keep babies busy
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Replying to @RealDonalDrumpf
I aced the test! It was a very hard test, believe me. Isn’t that right, @GeniiiusApp?
Attention:
I have just reached 470K followers.
Just another 530K to go until I know I’m a success.
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Well my man...that is indeed a first. Congrats! Wear it in good health. I will now text this pic to Oz creator Tom Fontana t.co/vBi2vhlAem
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Replying to @Chris_Meloni
Can you do higher up please@for science
Sleep tight twitter.com/fleetwoodsnacc
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I had no idea
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Mariska Hargitay says Benson’s ‘been in love’ with Stabler on ‘SVU’ ‘for many a year’
on.today.com/3KnGtVD
Define “raging”
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Replying to @Chris_Meloni
We know you’re a raging homosexual that Hollywood has protected
And this is how ppl are marginalized.
This is how you “rig the system”
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#Alabama Demands #VoterID - Then Closes Driver's License Offices In Black Counties
talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/alab
Very near future I’d like Mayor Pete as my President
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Focus on what I do not what I wear
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This will always be one of my favorite @Chris_Meloni pics. 
YUMMY. #Meloni4Prez
YUMMY. #Meloni4Prez
It’s from pulling my head out of my ass so often
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I prefer older but wtf do I know
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Question to @Chris_Meloni fans which #ElliotStabler do you like better. Younger Elliot with hair or bald Elliot I personally love both, but older Chris is just handsome and hot. Lots of love Chris 
What selfie?
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@Chris_Meloni where is the selfie sir?
Ok, who leaked the first damn script?!
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Liv: “Ghosting me was a dick move, Stabler.”
El: “So was dating Tucker.”
Liv:[smirks] “Next time, pick up the f*cking phone.”
El: “It’s called ‘deep cover’ for a reason, Benson.”
Liv: “That’s *Captain* Benson. Get your ass back in bed.”
@chris_meloni @mariska #StablerReturns
YOU GOT IT
The other Melonis are trending, not me
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil has had to lay off 25 congressmen
Thank you! Good night! Try the veal!
When a complete idiot proves how full of shit he is in under one minute
Unlikely? Fuck off
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There’s a large group of us that already thought @Chris_Meloni was sexy- but I’m trying to decide if this is a compliment or not 
I am Christopher Meloni and I approve of this message
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i’m sorry but did someone just ask for @Chris_Meloni in the strawberry dress?? twitter.com/fckouttaherefo…
In entomologist terms this is, “some gangster shit” twitter.com/41Strange/stat
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Or more like this.
Good day of work on L&O:OC with a young up and comer Marsha Haggarty. #ShesGoingPlaces t.co/GA5jhvEsd6
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On it
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someone call benson and stabler twitter.com/mattgaetz/stat…
She seems fun
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This Christian influencer says masturbation is witchcraft and creates generational curses that will "literally bleed into your future children's life."
I don't miss these pentecostal circles at all. So much needless shame 
Biggest Loser: Family Edition
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Same one I have framed by my bed side
Nostradumbass.
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Here's my bet...
No one will be arrested for these alleged mail bombs.
After dozens of college campus hoaxes by leftists, I don't buy this super convenient turn of events.
Resign?
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How can I repay the LORD for all the great good done for me?
Psalms 116-12
OG taking his life in his hands
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Attention The SVU episode with @Chris_Meloni returning has been CANCELED.... Before you lose your mind remember it’s April 1st.
When nosferatu attempts shade.
Stevie, stick to writing fascist speeches
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Turns out the guy with the most unwatchable Law & Order spin-off is a very angry — and very ignorant — far-left ideologue. If he had any decency or self-respect, he’d apologize to the Congresswoman (unless he still can’t grasp how he’s embarrassed himself). twitter.com/Chris_Meloni/s…
No. No shirtless selfies left, only nudes. Sorry.
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Wondering if @Chris_Meloni has finally found a selfie to share with us??
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Here we go! #StablerIsBack! #SVU #OrganizedCrime #SVUxOC @Chris_Meloni @Mariska
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How about, our president is a scumbag conman and if you believe, or trust what he says, makes u a fucking idiot and an enabler to the destruction of America? #better? t.co/Ma9gKokwnd
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I hesitate to ask... what wud u like shoved down ur throat? twitter.com/stmeyer007/sta
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