The thing that fucks me up about Trump is, we elected the guy at not just a bad time, but arguably one of the worst. The world is heading toward rough waters, but ones that would have been navigated okay with a steady hand on the controls. Instead we elected this corrupt dipshit.
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I still remember that one of the things we heard from my in-laws regarding their reasons for voting for him was, "We just wanted a little change." Well, congrats, we got some change.
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I feel like we were all on a plane, and the plane hit a little turbulence, and maybe the drinks were late, and oh, maybe the pilot wasn't a white guy, and so some of the passengers were like, "WE NEED SOME CHANGE IN THAT COCKPIT." But then, instead of hiring a new pilot...
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They were like, "STEVE CAN DO IT. STEVE IN SEAT 14D. YEAH, NO, STEVE'S NOT A PILOT, BUT HE'S PRETTY LOUD ABOUT HOW *HE* COULD FLY THIS PLANE BETTER, AND I THINK HE'S RICH, AND HE SURE IS WHITE, SO LET'S GIVE HIM A SHOT IN THE COCKPIT. HE'LL GET US HOME."
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So we kicked down the door and the Real Pilot was like, "Hey, there's some chop ahead, a storm, and we'll be okay if you just put a real pilot in this seat," but then the asshole passengers were like, "NO IT'S GONNA BE STEVE, NOT SOME ELITE 'PILOT,' SOME JERK 'EXPERT' LIKE YOU."
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"YOU GOT US INTO THIS MESS, PILOT. STEVE THE GIN-DRUNK VENTURE CAPITALIST WITH SEVEN EX-WIVES AND A GOOD CASE OF DRUG-RESISTANT GONORRHEA IS GONNA GET US OUT. FLY, STEVE! FLY!"
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And of course Steve takes the stick, and he ejects all the flight attendants out the door and replaces them and his co-pilot with a bunch of randos from first class -- randos who bought him drinks or who have nice suits.
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And he starts yanking the stick up and down and left and right because he's a fucking pudding-brained buffoon who thinks that's what you do -- and suddenly the mostly-stable flight becomes a roller coaster ride, and even five quiet minutes on the ride feel like a goddamn miracle.
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And on the screen it says there's a mountain ahead in the distance and eventually we're gonna fly right into it, but he's like, FAKE NEWS, FOLKS, and Steve can't read the rest of the shit anyway because he's a functioning illiterate with focusing issues, and that's where we are.
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We're all trapped on the plane with Steve the Belligerent Guy Who Isn't A Pilot, and he's gonna fly us into a mountain, and all we can hope for is that we can kick down the cockpit door before that happens so someone, an actual pilot, can grab the stick out of his tiny hands.
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All I can think of is "You don't need a pilot to fly the plane, but you'll want a pilot to land it."
Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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