This is *checks notes* an "Adam's Russet." It should have a name to match its ugliness. OLD GNARLY GRUMPCANKER or BLARTIN'S TOTENAPFEL.
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En réponse à @ChuckWendig
I mean, look at it. It is an abyss. It looks sickly. It's skin is literally crusty. You could exfoliate with this apple.
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En réponse à @ChuckWendig
It looks like a plague bubo. Like a bezoar stolen from a witch deer's corrupted bowel. Like an egg from whence a goat-man will hatch.
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En réponse à @ChuckWendig
This is the best apple I have maybe ever eaten.
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En réponse à @ChuckWendig
It is both aggressively tart AND mouth-kickingly sweet. It is crisp. It is not very juicy, but it's not dry or mealy.
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
THE MOST SINISTER OF ALL THE TESTICLES. As decided by the Hierarchy of Demon Testes by Fromes Flurmegistus, Renaissance Occultist.
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