while making coffee, just had the weird realization that i've seen most of my friends naked. not like, sexually. just... naked. why
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En réponse à @randileeharper
i checked my email for the first time since the holidays, and there's >10 rando dick pics. save it for groundhog day, boys.
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En réponse à @randileeharper
my inbox and my line of thought while making coffee might be related.
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En réponse à @randileeharper
rando dick pics are the worst christmas present. you can't even really regift them.
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En réponse à @randileeharper
make them send you the actual dick to prove their affection
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
i... chris. i don't think giving them that idea is wise.
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En réponse à @randileeharper @ChrisWarcraft
like the idea of receiving dicks in the mail just broke me to a level where alexa thought i was talking to her.
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So what are you going to do with 8 copies of "Dick in a Box" mp3s?
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