Jewish Space Laser - warms up your matzah ball soup while asking why you haven’t become a doctor yet Protestant Space Laser - fills you with a sense of existential dread while blowing up the Pope Catholic Space Laser - will vaporize your enemies if you tithe enough money
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Episcopal Space Laser - is cool with you as long as you’re cool with it Baptist (not racist) Space Laser - fuck around and find out how many megawatts you can take Agnostic Space Laser - <too busy drawing dicks on the surface of the moon to care>
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En réponse à @suade99
Hates you and your family, wants to microwave you for eternity because that is the only way to find grace
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En réponse à @suade99
Homophobic space laser that still eats shrimp on Sundays and watches football because the Bible is literal until it becomes inconvenient (full disclosure, I had to Google that one)
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And that was supposed to respond to your other response. Sigh. Fucking Twitter.
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
This is beautiful and made my night Chris. My eyes are wet with laughter tears.
0 réponse 0 Retweet 0 j'aimeMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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