YOUNGER CHILD: “daddy I want chipotle black beans” ME: “How about if I just make black beans at home like what you’d get from Chipotle?” YC: “I can’t wait for dinner!” <after dinner> ME: “how were the beans?” YC: “I didn’t have any.”
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(the family members who *did* have the beans agreed they were delicious)
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
Me- kids dinner! Kids- what are we eating? Me- I made tacos with fresh peppers, onions, and tomatoes from the gardens! Kids- can we just have those frozen chimichangas you bought? Me- you little fuckers
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
However, I didn't have a lush punting career so I'm banking on my kids to strike it big for my retirement. If I disown they'll become rich just to spite me...
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