<someone telling me about the Cuban Missile Crisis> me: “Oh I’M sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the MURDERHORNETS and the GLOBAL PANDEMIC our reality show president can’t be bothered with because he’s too busy giving rallies to LITERAL NAZIS”
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Like, imagine reading in a history book that ancient Mesopotamia had to deal with a plague of locusts descending the same summer a meteor struck the fertile crop lands while a delusional prophet convinced everyone they should eat their own legs.
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I just realized. Our current state of affairs is an unreliable source. No one looking back will believe that a collection of human beings could be this stupid.
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The recent history of the US starts with a long cigarette drag before going "So they shot this fucking gorilla..."
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So the myans were only off by 8 years. Not bad for an apocalypse prediction.
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God. I wish twitter had an edut function. Mayans not myans.
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Fuuuuuuuck!!!!!!
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Keep going, I’m curious to see how this is going to end :p
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Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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