Imagine thinking that aliens want anything to do with our fucked up shit when there’s an entire universe out there they could be exploring.
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“ALIENS ARE REAL! AREA 51! THEY WANT OUR PRECIOUS FLUIDS!!” Listen up, dipshit. The *only* possible reason a species with faster than light travel would visit our planet is if we were their science experiment and it was time to check in on the slime molds.
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You better fucking hope to whatever eschatological entity you believe in that aliens visiting our planet aren’t real, because if they are, it’s only a matter of time before they pull the plug.
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
I sort of liked the idea presented in Star Trek IV, where the alien race barely acknowledged us and just wanted to talk to the whales.
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I’m team whale at this point tbh
Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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