“haha yeah, that chicken brand fucked that other chiken brand RIGHT up” i mumble from the couch, trying to remember Siri’s audio prompt to order me food
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on my phone, the King beheads the Clown, but a momentary glitch shows the whirring actuators beneath the cgi blood. none of it is real. I’m not even sure that i’m real. A polite drone drops off my chicken and biscuit box, and i thumb in a 15% tip.
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back on the couch, i sit through the box’s 30 second auto play ad. finally it opens but there’s no goddamn biscuits
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sweat beads on my forehead. fingers fumbling, I punch in the customer service hotline number. i need my biscuits hold music blasts through the house at 120dB from state mandated Amazon Health Monitors
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seconds before i black out, the hold music is replaced it’s holo-Pewdiepie’s screaming sponsored reaction to the brand chikken fight darkness claims me just another monday
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Ce Tweet est indisponible.
Or someone’s private journal ten years from now
Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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