“haha yeah, that chicken brand fucked that other chiken brand RIGHT up” i mumble from the couch, trying to remember Siri’s audio prompt to order me food
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sweat beads on my forehead. fingers fumbling, I punch in the customer service hotline number. i need my biscuits hold music blasts through the house at 120dB from state mandated Amazon Health Monitors
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seconds before i black out, the hold music is replaced it’s holo-Pewdiepie’s screaming sponsored reaction to the brand chikken fight darkness claims me just another monday
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Biscuits are DLC — just because they’re in the name of the product doesn’t presume their inclusion in said product. “Chicken and Biscuits” is a product name, like “Footlong Sub” or “Edible Whopper.”
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That's because the world is an inescapable hellscape, full of pointlessness. We breathe the toxicity of existence until finally, death wraps its tendrils around our useless flesh duffels. Enjoy Arby's
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