Today I learned you can buy an 18” by 18” refined lard cube at Smart and Final and I’m honestly not sure what to do with this information
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
film yourself eating the whole thing. instant viral video.
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En réponse à @daybreaker @ChrisWarcraft
By my calculations, this is one quarter of a cubic yard of lard. Do the sell a yard of lard? That would open up some snappy marketing options for *Yard O' Lard* to compete with *Land O' Lakes* butter.
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En réponse à @Katvanzan @daybreaker
I think you’re on to something there
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft @daybreaker
The spokesman could be called *Yard O' Lardo.* He would need to have a heavy-set build, with a lard ass (naturally), tiny hands, and he could wear a red necktie that's way too long. Where could we find a guy like that?
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En réponse à @Katvanzan @ChrisWarcraft
“needs to have a skin complexion like all he eats is lard"
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En réponse à @daybreaker @ChrisWarcraft
That would be perfect. Where can we find a guy like this?
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