My friends. Let me take you on a journey. So I walked down to the local liquor store to replenish the rum (they have 1.75L bottles of Kraken for $19, contain your jealousy). Decided to pick up some sake as well, because why not.
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As I’m checking out, the cashier dude asks me if I found everything okay, and I said “Yeah, just gonna mix these two together, it’ll be amazing.” Completely deadpan, he responds with “Fuck it, just get right to it. I respect that.”
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I laugh, he laughs, I head back home with my sake and rum. Then I start thinking. What *would* sake and rum mixed together taste like?
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Maybe I’m on the verge of discovering the hottest new drink. I’ll call it the “Kaiju Blaster” and I’ll be invited to all the hottest Swedish nightclubs (this got oddly specific all of a sudden). Anyways, I mix the drink.
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This is what it looks like. Looks like a brownish drink ala bourbon/whiskey/whisky/spiced rums.pic.twitter.com/boL8DOwmCZ
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Then I tasted it. My friends, I cannot describe the taste using merely mortal words. It’s as if bathtub gin and paint thinner had a baby who went to murderschool. It’s like Satan’s NyQuil. It is simultaneously sweet and rancid and the oozing flavors of corruption.
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Ce Tweet est indisponible.
Funny story, I did flaming 151 shots at a bar once (long story, it was college and another person’s birthday party). Went to blow it out, blew way too hard, flaming puddles all over the bar top.
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Ce Tweet est indisponible.
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Haha, my friends had the same saying. It should be “drink water too you dumbass,” but that doesn’t rhyme.
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Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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