One of my superpowers is: if you’ve never gotten stoned before and you’re nervous about it, I can: select appropriate products for you, create a physically safe space, help with dosage choice, and then babysit you through it. I have found it’s very much like topping a bdsm scene.
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En réponse à @mistressmatisse
I feel like there’re two first time stoned experiences: 1) “I am unsure of this but I have friends who will guide me through” 2) <high school friends> “RIP THIS FUCKING BONG WOOOOOOOOO YOURE ABOUT TO SEE JESUS TAKE ANOTHER HIT YOUR LUNGS ARE FINE”
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft @mistressmatisse
All this drama to get stoned? And then needing a guide? For what...eating cheetos, talking nonsensically and watching bad movies? What sort of population is this? The gang that wore khaki?
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En réponse à @OjanenPaul @mistressmatisse
My friend, I am deeply glad for you that you have never experienced a bad trip
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft @mistressmatisse
You have no idea. You don't want to know. Been in recovery for years. I was not unusual...the behavior was normal where I grew up.
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En réponse à @OjanenPaul @mistressmatisse
There’s a difference between being a chronic toker (and no judgement, believe me), and losing track of your arms. It hits some people a lot harder than others, especially if you’re not used to it.
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En réponse à @mistressmatisse @ChrisWarcraft
You misunderstand me. I'm not an advocate. As I said, I'm in recovery. I've buried friends, some of them very young. Some after helping them and then letting go of them for years. Be careful...a person doesn't know how they'll react. You might like it too much.
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En réponse à @OjanenPaul @mistressmatisse
That’s another problem with this country - we don’t think rehab for those with addictive personalities is worth directing funds towards in a meaningful manner. If you can’t handle your shit, stay away from the shit.
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft @mistressmatisse
And now for something completely different....as a Minnesotan who remembers back to Fred Cox...why have they churned through kickers since you were the holder...and how did they mangle Carlson? He breaks an accuracy record of Janikowski? Pray tell...
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A fish rots from its head (i.e. if you don’t have a special teams coach who knows how to coach kickers and punters you’re gonna have a bad time with kicking and punting)
Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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