One of my superpowers is: if you’ve never gotten stoned before and you’re nervous about it, I can: select appropriate products for you, create a physically safe space, help with dosage choice, and then babysit you through it. I have found it’s very much like topping a bdsm scene.
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En réponse à @mistressmatisse
I feel like there’re two first time stoned experiences: 1) “I am unsure of this but I have friends who will guide me through” 2) <high school friends> “RIP THIS FUCKING BONG WOOOOOOOOO YOURE ABOUT TO SEE JESUS TAKE ANOTHER HIT YOUR LUNGS ARE FINE”
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
lol You are not wrong! So, while I can enjoy hanging out with the second class of people as well - maybe I’m even one of them sometimes! - it’s the first group that tends to want and need my gentle guidance and control.
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En réponse à @mistressmatisse
Oh yeah for sure, you wanna save the purple leprechaun people until you really want to see them
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
Oh yeah, that’s the deep end of the pool. I start people off - well not in the kiddie pool necessarily, unless they are REALLY nervous. But in the shallower parts of the water.
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En réponse à @mistressmatisse
My friends took enjoyment in watching me dive head first into the Devil’s Sinkhole (but to be fair, I’m pretty stupid and unwilling to back down from a challenge so I did it to myself (ate an entire 100mg chocolate bar (not a good time (especially at Disneyland))))
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
omg lol You’re That Guy among your friends huh? The daredevil one who always takes a dare? I can see that.
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En réponse à @mistressmatisse @ChrisWarcraft
This entire thread is taking me back to high school. Very high school lol.
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