I will not be live tweeting THE MEG because the first five minutes have shown me that this movie is about SCIENCE and SCIENCING and also my wife will hit me
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Wow. That movie was AGGRESSIVELY bad.
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Like, not bad in a “this is so bad it’s great,” bad, but a “I cannot stop looking at this trainwreck why am I still looking at the trainwreck” bad
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It’s also still way too obvious and tonally jarring when the obligatory Chinese scenes happen (reminded me a lot of Mortal Engines). Don’t get me wrong, I love multiculturalism and you gotta get your movie funded somewhere, but there has to be a more cohesive way.
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Anyways, at least The Meg wasn’t as bad as Independence Day 2, so the evening wasn’t a total waste. (I’m also going to completely not even think about the science behind a shark that lives 6 miles below the surface ascending to sea level without popping like a party favor)
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
I mean, megalodon didn't evolve to stay at depth, they hunted anywhere, so the notion that it would survive unseen is OH GOD WHY AM I TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL LGSLYSTTKXWGSHSHEJ
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That entire movie was just one long smell of burnt toast
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TOO LATE HOW IS THE NINETY FOOT SHARK SWIMMING IN TWELVE FEET OF WATER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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