My wife just gave me amazing news. The older daughter is doing a field trip on an old tymey sailing boat (to learn about the War of Independence), and they want the parents to write a letter to the kids. They want it to be historically accurate. I am going to have SO much fun.
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
I went on one of those tours once, and our boat accidentally rammed the other one during battle. And then some idiot on a tube came right up next to us after a charge had been lit, and peed his pants when the cannon went off. That part was great, actually.
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
It was, actually. We made up our own version of the Gilligan's Island theme song to commemorate it. When our ship hit the other one, our captain ran up the deck towards them, shouting, "WHAT PART OF STARBOARD TACK DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND??" Best vacation ever.
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En réponse à @Joi_the_Artist
Sounds like Captain Ron was in charge of the other boat
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
We think their rudder failed and they were unable to turn. At any rate, our boat booked it back to shore, firing all the black powder blanks because they couldn't have ammunition of any kind in harbor. But they take a while to fire.
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En réponse à @Joi_the_Artist @ChrisWarcraft
So the guy lights the charge, yells "fire in the hole!" And then these douchebags in a boat and tube decide to scoot ride alongside us. The charge goes off. Inner Tube Douche cowers in the bottom of the tube, shouting, "OH MY GOD, THEY'RE FIRING AT US."
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staaaaaahp, i am dying
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
Oh, I have even better stories. Like the Sacrificial Christmas Lamb. But that's for another time.
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Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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