ok, so get this shit. or mute this thread if you don't want to experience my explanation of peak anime.
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so there's this high school girl. as all animes have. and she's on the roof meeting this dude who is a relative (but oh god hopefully not a close one for reasons we'll get into soon) and she's like dude, i'm pregnant.
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she goes on to explain that she's a virgin. virgin pregnancy. okay. i mean, a lot of people believe that's possible already, so i can roll with this. but then there's some weird alien abduction thing where they float into the sky. this is where it gets a bit odd.
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now they are in this sewer looking thing? and she starts getting morning sickness. oh wait. she's actually covered in a purple glow and having spasms and now it appears that she's possessed and then this dude just like appears i guess out of her?pic.twitter.com/vlDxwh8RXa
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and of course this high school boy relative that she's with has a sword. because honestly, who in japan doesn't just wander around with a sword. although in all fairness, the sword didn't appear until some my little pony ass symbol shows up on his hand.
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so he's fighting the thing and wins. then they end up in some narnia looking forest with a bdsm raccoon.
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i'm going to skip over a lot of stuff that happens here. it's mostly bdsm raccoon making dirty jokes. but the jist of it is that they got teleported to a magical land to do some kind of quest.
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the chick isn't actually pregnant (yay!) but her body is expelling impurities (is this like detoxing?) because she's some priestess. who also developed a my little pony mark, of course.
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there are 12 priestesses. or princesses? i forget. but the high school dude has to impregnate all of them so they can have star children. while bdsm raccoon is encouraging him. yeah. okay. we're done here.
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On my scale of "Princess Mononoke" to "WTF JAPAN?!", it sounds like this rates a solid "used panties from a vending machine, but ones with tasteful lace embroidary"
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En réponse à @ChrisWarcraft
i left out so much. it was just too much for twitter. it was too much for anyone over any medium.
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En réponse à @randileeharper
Go watch "The Irregular at Magic High School" and immediately question all your life choices
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