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Chris Traci
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Joined August 2011
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Chris Traci
@ChrisTraci1
The coin either needs to be comically large or hilariously tiny. Like either a hubcap or an m&m…
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Benjy Sarlin
@BenjySarlin
When you hear people say they should mint the $1 trillion coin to solve the debt ceiling issue, you assume it's a comically large coin, right, this isn't just me
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Chris Traci
@ChrisTraci1
Astros head home up 3-2 against NL East team. Can’t think of a single time I’ve heard that before…. I’m sure it will go great for them.
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@ChrisTraci1
Wordle 243 6/6* 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 SERIOUSLY???
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@ChrisTraci1
Awesome. Now extend it up to Fairfax Street at least.
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Greater Greater Washington
@ggwash
King Street block to remain pedestrian-only, permanently: ggwash.org/view/82837/bre wtop.com/alexandria/202
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Brad Frost
@brad_frost
My friend played a Halloween prank on his wife with his smart home. But it turns out he set it to repeat and can't figure out how to turn it off. So for the last 8 months, every Saturday night at 11:50PM their lights dim and turn red while Thriller starts playing.
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Chris Traci
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It’s not hyperbole to say that this movie was the high point of my Cleveland Baseball Team fandom from my childhood until 1995.
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LandOfThe80s
@landofthe80s
"Major League" debuted at the box office today in 1989. The baseball comedy starred Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes, Rene Russo, and Corbin Bernsen. #80s #WildThing #80smovies
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Chris Traci
@ChrisTraci1
I see the rain pattern that resulted in my basement being destroyed 3 times in the past 20 months is asserting itself again.
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Capital Weather Gang
@capitalweather
Over 1.6" of rain in DC today (as measured at DCA), new record for March 24. And we'll add a bit more before rain tapers off this evening. Notice sharp cutoff, however, in our western areas.
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Chris Traci
@ChrisTraci1
Hot take: maybe don't try to be like Stalin? Stalin was bad.
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Rasmussen Reports
@Rasmussen_Poll
Come January 6th: (Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. - Stalin) "Come January 6, 2021, Vice President Mike Pence will be presented with the sealed certificates containing the ballots of the presidential electors. 1/4
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Chris Traci
@ChrisTraci1
Between this and his out-of-nowhere trip to a non-extradition country, ol’ Jared is really conveying a strong image of “doesn’t do lots and lots of crimes.”
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The New York Times
@nytimes
Breaking News: President Trump is said to have discussed with advisers whether to grant pre-emptive pardons to his three oldest children and Jared Kushner. nyti.ms/3mpj0XI
Chris Traci
@ChrisTraci1
Cinderella looks back at all that had to happen in order for her to get ahead and thinks everyone should take personal responsibility for having a army of volunteer mouse servants, a fairy godmother, and an unusually small foot because if SHE can do it herself with no help...
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Jacob Haren
@jacobdharen
Name a Disney character that DEFINITELY voted for Trump.
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Chris Traci
@ChrisTraci1
Reading this while getting my 4-year-old ready for her Pre-K zoom conference here in Month 8 of this is extra galling.
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The Recount
@therecount
Sinclair's Eric Bolling: "With COVID, is there anything that you think you could have done differently, if you had a mulligan or a do-over on one aspect of the way you handled it, what would it be?" Trump: "Not much."
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Chris Traci
@ChrisTraci1
“Like” this? Dude’s been aggregating our opinion for 12 years and is mistaking “liking” for “wallowing in prospective existential dread”
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Nate Silver
@NateSilver538
Hey folks it's time to CHOOSE YOUR OWN ELECTION ADVENTURE we think you're really going to like this: projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-biden-el
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Chris Traci
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Last year in the LCS, the Most Garbage Team In Sports, after dropping the first two games, shook up their outfield by inserting a bench OF in search of more offense. And STILL left Randy Arozarena on the bench.