Chris Thayer

@ChrisThayerSays

Vaguely male stand-up comic. Mustard water personified.

Los Angeles, CA
thisischristhayer.com/shows/
Joined May 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 23

    . does this SCARE you?

    758 retweets 3,594 likes
  2. Oct 30

    You have no idea how many times i have sang this by myself

    Background Singer Corrections @christhayersays
    Vine by Pete Holmes
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    3 retweets 24 likes
  3. 31 Oct 2014

    LIFEHACK: baby Halloween costumes are way cheaper than adult ones and you can alter them to fit you

    97 retweets 452 likes
  4. Oct 29

    Just started Prozac and yes it's giving me diarrhea BUT that's a reason to get out of bed which is a big improvement over regular depression

    13 retweets 230 likes
  5. Oct 23

    . does this SCARE you?

    758 retweets 3,594 likes
  6. Oct 22

    Hahaaaaaaaaaaa was in Houston for 24 hours & haaaaaaaaated it (except for the me parts & when he meditated for an HOUR)

    1 retweet 24 likes
  7. Oct 18

    This was so hard to do. I made the gofundme to try & get treatment for depression/PTSD. Please don't bully me THANKS

    75 retweets 150 likes
  8. Oct 7

    PRO TIP: Save money on a vanity plate by naming your car after your standard state-issued license plate number

    8 retweets 61 likes
  9. Sep 26

    Your Joke of the Day from .

    6 retweets 41 likes
  10. Sep 17

    This nearly-censored video from 's Warner Bros Studio Tour is better than the entire Harry Potter franchise

    1:04
    BIG thanks to for releasing this video to me (despite having to beg management!)
    1 retweet 13 likes
  11. Sep 12

    that no one named or differentiated any of the vastly different subgenres of pop punk is one of my generation's cruelest burdens

    55 retweets 201 likes
  12. Sep 10

    the american reboot of Peep Show looks terrible

    1,803 retweets 4,435 likes
  13. Aug 30

    I made a short with called I'd Love For You To See Me Dance, which you can watch here:

    19 retweets 151 likes
  14. Sep 8

    *wistfully looking through old pics* god, what i wouldn't give to be back down to 4kb again

    4 retweets 72 likes
  15. Sep 6

    beyond excited to interview/talk to comedian this Thursday on

    1 retweet 7 likes
  16. Sep 3

    I'm a masochist in that I enjoy hearing people talk about how LA and NYC are different

    9 retweets 88 likes
  17. Aug 23

    headphone night at dodger stadium....

    51 retweets 425 likes
  18. Aug 23

    NU Views From the Vista is out! and I are joined by to review "War Dogs"!

    3 retweets 3 likes
  19. Aug 3

    You Made It Weird: is back for yet another return visit!

    8 retweets 106 likes
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