Christopher Pumpkins  

@ChrisPerkinsDnD

D&D unicorn in quarantine. I work for Wizards of the Coast. My familiar is a chiweenie named Milo. My views are my own. Have a magical day!

Seattle, WA
Joined August 2014
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 4

    Positions such as these open up once in a dragon’s lifetime. If your dream is to work on D&D, this is your chance. P.S. I’ll be spending the rest of October looking at resumes.

    Wizards has posted two new open positions on the D&D team: Associate Game Designer and Associate Developmental Editor. For more info, see .
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  2. 3 hours ago

    Bravo, ! :throws kiss:

    1:30
    Don’t cry for my White House staffer.
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  3. 6 hours ago

    The man had a gift. 🎸

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  4. 15 hours ago

    . You can’t pass your own pre-debate drug test because you’re taking steroids for COVID.

    I am looking forward to the debate on the evening of Thursday, October 15th in Miami. It will be great!
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  5. Oct 5

    I know Trump is a cuckoo-for-Cocoa-Puffs conspiracy nut, so it has probably dawned on him that the head of his coronavirus task force is the same guy who replaces him if he kicks the bucket.

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  6. Oct 5

    7/31: Tweets from beyond the grave

    A humbling Herman Cain/coronavirus timeline: 6/24: Attends Trump rally, maskless 7/2: Tests positive for Covid-19 7/10: Says he’s improving 7/15: Says his doctors seem happy 7/27: Says he’s really getting better 7/30: Dies
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  7. Oct 5

    I’m no doctor, but he doesn’t look well. If my dad was breathing like this, I would try to get him to a hospital.

    0:08
    Trump looks like he is gasping for air
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  8. Oct 5

    Yes, Trump is worse than COVID.

    President Trump won't have to recover from COVID. COVID will have to recover from President Trump.
    12 replies 46 retweets 984 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    Today is the deadline to register to vote in several states, including Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Ohio, and Texas. Take a moment now to ask friends and family in those states to check their registration at .

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  10. Retweeted
    Oct 4

    Why does the US have more cases and deaths than any other country in the world? Because the people who signed off on this are the exact same people leading our pandemic response.

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    BREAKING: Moments after stating “I learned a lot about COVID”, the President takes a joyride in an enclosed space with presumably negative people, all while on experimental medications.
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  11. Oct 4

    Wizards has posted two new open positions on the D&D team: Associate Game Designer and Associate Developmental Editor. For more info, see .

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  12. Retweeted
    Oct 2

    New Wizards Kids Studio opportunity! We're looking for an Executive Producer to join us in creating the next big kids gaming & entertainment property. Leave your mark on something special kids of all ages will love, collect & play for generations to come!

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  13. Retweeted
    Sep 21

    "It affects virtually nobody," Trump says of the coronavirus, which has now killed 200,000 Americans and counting

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  14. Retweeted
    Sep 30

    Just arrived at our place, and available from your favorite bookstore or game retailer, the D&D YOUNG ADVENTURER'S COLLECTION has our first four books in softcover with a spiffy slipcase. Introduce new players to the magic of + tabletop roleplaying!

    , , and 7 others
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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 29

    Something Wicked this way comes... RAVENLOFT. EVERY. SINGLE. ROOM. BATTLE MAPPED! -- We make silly business decisions, just to make you happy. For sale. Right now.

    51 replies 114 retweets 1,132 likes
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  16. Sep 29

    Tonight was the night Donald Trump finally became presidOH MY GOD HE SHIT HIS PANTS! 💩 🤡 (bUt WoMeN aRe ToO eMoTiOnAl To bE pReSiDeNt)

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    Sep 27

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  18. Sep 27

    I paid more in federal income taxes than Donald Trump. Pass it along.

    I paid more in federal income taxes than Donald Trump. Pass it along.
    32 replies 242 retweets 1,562 likes
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  19. Sep 22

    Come to me, my darlings.

    Vampire bats could soon swarm to the United States
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  20. Sep 22

    Do you want them to? (That’s the official answer. Historically, D&D has been inconsistent, with some owlbears laying eggs and others not. We’re happy to let DMs & players decide what owlbear origin story works best for them.)

    Hey serious question. Do owlbears lay eggs?
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