Chris MatyszczykOvjeren akaunt

@ChrisMatyszczyk

President of Howard Raucous LLC, ZDNet's Technically Incorrect columnist and Inc's Absurdly Driven columnist, Speaker, Wine Ambassador at Honig Winery.

Sausalito, CA
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Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.
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    Oh FFS, now we’re all underachieving at procrastination too?

    Tolkien wrote Lord of the Rings to procrastinate on the academic work he was supposed to be doing.
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    This story is so uniquely American it needs a military flyover and fireworks.

    A young man averted disaster by going to the nearest hospital before his appendix burst. The total bill for his emergency surgery? $41,212. After negotiations between the out-of-network hospital and his insurer, he's still facing a $28,000 bill.
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    You mean they’re not?

    I have no interest in watching The Masked Singer, but if the audience and judges were on mushrooms, I’d never miss an episode.
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    The 🐐 of sign makers, , in Austin this morning

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    That’s Missouri, “Chief.”

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    His name is not Use-Check. Dear Lord, how hard can this be? Yu-sh-ch-yk.

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    Bilge-ridden explanation here. (And no, not a Niners fan.)

    Explanation here
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    Bored 49ers Fan Already Watched J. Lo Perform At Start-Up’s Holiday Party

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    Sad.

    Raise your hand if you just looked up how to spell Juszczyk.
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    The EU now has 1 GB of free space

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    I look up and realize I’m eating outside. On January 31. California is quite insane.

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    This is BS. Your comms team isn't a get out of jail free card when your company is making shitty decisions. Take some ownership.

    kind of throws his communications team under the bus a bit here "we weren't winning because we were communicating well, we were winning because the products were working well, I think in spite of the fact that we were communicating quite poorly about what we were doing,"
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    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The Englishman wanted to go, so they all had to leave.

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  14. 31. sij

    Oh, Google. So pitiful.

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  15. 31. sij

    Seriously, Amazon? You smugists.

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  16. 31. sij

    I wish Medusa the Gorgon had married Emile Zola.

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    28. sij

    Rare personal post: sitting here in London at a fancy Italian restaurant alone, having dinner. Three guys show up and sit next to me. One of them is grinning like a little kid. Turns out (I can’t help eavesdrop ok, they are like right next to me!)....1

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    In this supercharged political climate, we all need to take a moment to come together and agree that this is 100% wrong.

    The best Super Bowl snack is pigs in a blanket. Not nachos. And, no, not wings either. Allow to explain why
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    good stuff: is making me appeal a skull surgery on an 8-week-old baby to clarify that it wasn't an elective cosmetic procedure

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    BRILLIANT: “A Narcissist’s Mindset” “That didn’t happen, and if I did, it wasn’t that bad, and if it was, it’s not a big deal, and if it is, I didn’t mean to do it, and if I did, that was your fault”

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