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Elixir isn't a replacement for microservices. Kubernetes isn't a replacement for Supervisors. Thanks for coming to my elixirconf keynote.
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That's not true. That's not all I want. But its high on the list.
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All I want in elixir 2.0 is protocols with dispatch based on an arbitrary function instead of struct type.
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Chris Keathley Retweeted
Here's the video that closed out our 2019 conference!
@ChrisKeathley's talk on "How I Failed to Live My Childhood Dreams" (despite the title!!) left us encouraged about thriving after failure and making our community what we want it to be.#myelixirstatus https://buff.ly/2uV7kpD pic.twitter.com/y4XgHxOaKE
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Typical C-level-boomer decision making. Aka. "fuck your job gimme my bonus"
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"We've been writing our own software for 40 years but we believe that complete outsiders with no knowledge of our systems will do a better job of managing it."
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What do you wanna bet Jeremy Fisher gets a sick bonus this year?https://www.timesfreepress.com/news/business/aroundregion/story/2020/jan/28/tvcuts-120-jobs-it-it-outsources-software-wor/514284/ …
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Most of the time you're using piped functions as a surrogate constructor, you should use a map.
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Chris Keathley Retweeted
I can't believe it's finally live! Thank you so much to
@emjii,@wojtekmach,@sprsmpl for all the help and encouragement. I'm so happy to be able to share this with everyone
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Anyone (besides us) looking for great
#Elixir devs? Looks like DY is thinning the ranks.pic.twitter.com/iYUiBqhTQA
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Released a new blog post today about runtime configuration and the problems that vapor is trying to solve: https://keathley.io/blog/vapor-and-configuration.html …
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Thanks to the work of
@wojtekmach, Norm 0.10 allows you to annotate functions with their contracts!https://github.com/keathley/norm#adding-contracts-to-functions …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
The only thing I want in 2020 is for Github to let me disable the “Update Branch” button.
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This is just some anecdata. But perhaps the best tool at your disposal is thinking very critically about what it is you're trying to accomplish.
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The one time I ran Haskell in production it immediately panic-ed.
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I made a bunch of internal API changes to a service and believe it or not I didn't have an HM type system and yet, remarkably, it all went fine.
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Chris Keathley Retweeted
A new episode is out. I’d say more but I’m in the dental chair. https://elixiroutlaws.com/61
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New episode is out! We talked with
@ChrisKeathley from@BleacherReport and@ElixirOutlaws about performance and functional programming.#myelixirstatus#elixirlang https://smr.tl/2r6jjzo pic.twitter.com/uZoxGlJMkq
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Chris Keathley Retweeted
New chapter of Adopting
#Erlang: Dependencies, at https://adoptingerlang.org/docs/development/dependencies/ … Covers their usage with rebar3, managing their lifecycle, managing them for build and run-time, Elixir deps, and patterns for corporate environments.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Finally had time to gather my thoughts after
@GigCityElixir. I had such a great time hanging out with all of you and can't wait to do it again next year!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Come see us for this
@GigCityElixir exclusive lapel pin.pic.twitter.com/4VSmw7dNpx
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