Chris Keathley

@ChrisKeathley

Professional Novice, Elixir and Haskell hacker, FP Enthusiast, Software Engineer

Chattanooga, Tn
Joined June 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 Aug 2019

    Elixir isn't a replacement for microservices. Kubernetes isn't a replacement for Supervisors. Thanks for coming to my elixirconf keynote.

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  2. Feb 1

    That's not true. That's not all I want. But its high on the list.

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  3. Feb 1

    All I want in elixir 2.0 is protocols with dispatch based on an arbitrary function instead of struct type.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 31

    Here's the video that closed out our 2019 conference! 's talk on "How I Failed to Live My Childhood Dreams" (despite the title!!) left us encouraged about thriving after failure and making our community what we want it to be.

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  5. Jan 30

    Typical C-level-boomer decision making. Aka. "fuck your job gimme my bonus"

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  6. Jan 30

    "We've been writing our own software for 40 years but we believe that complete outsiders with no knowledge of our systems will do a better job of managing it."

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  7. Jan 30
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  8. Jan 30

    Most of the time you're using piped functions as a surrogate constructor, you should use a map.

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  9. Retweeted

    I can't believe it's finally live! Thank you so much to , , for all the help and encouragement. I'm so happy to be able to share this with everyone 🎉

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 11

    Anyone (besides us) looking for great devs? Looks like DY is thinning the ranks.

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  11. Jan 10

    Released a new blog post today about runtime configuration and the problems that vapor is trying to solve:

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  12. 30 Dec 2019

    Thanks to the work of , Norm 0.10 allows you to annotate functions with their contracts!

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  13. 27 Dec 2019

    The only thing I want in 2020 is for Github to let me disable the “Update Branch” button.

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  14. 19 Dec 2019

    This is just some anecdata. But perhaps the best tool at your disposal is thinking very critically about what it is you're trying to accomplish.

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  15. 19 Dec 2019

    The one time I ran Haskell in production it immediately panic-ed.

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  16. 19 Dec 2019

    I made a bunch of internal API changes to a service and believe it or not I didn't have an HM type system and yet, remarkably, it all went fine.

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  17. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2019

    A new episode is out. I’d say more but I’m in the dental chair.

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  18. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2019

    New episode is out! We talked with from and about performance and functional programming.

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  19. Retweeted
    28 Oct 2019

    New chapter of Adopting : Dependencies, at Covers their usage with rebar3, managing their lifecycle, managing them for build and run-time, Elixir deps, and patterns for corporate environments.

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  20. 21 Oct 2019

    Finally had time to gather my thoughts after . I had such a great time hanging out with all of you and can't wait to do it again next year!

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  21. Retweeted
    18 Oct 2019

    Come see us for this exclusive lapel pin.

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