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@ChrisHewitt

Word jockey , host of the Empire Podcast, massive Q&A-hole. Two-time winner of the internet. Also: .

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Joined February 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Feb 2020

    To those enquiring how you go about subscribing to the spoiler specials, it's relatively simple (or so I'm told). 1. Go here: 2. Choose your sub length 3. Pay 4. Then it opens an RSS feed in the pod-app of your choice 5. Enjoy 6. That's it. 7. I think.

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  3. I say 'yarp' on a daily basis, but I almost never say 'narp'. Huh. Maybe that's because I'm just a beaming ray of sunshine. Be a yarper, not a narper.

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    6 hours ago

    You had us at ‘I’ve never listened to your podcast’. 🥰

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    6 hours ago
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  7. Look, I’m not saying that Patrick Swayze’s character in Ghost deserved to die. But you can’t just ruin someone’s pottery session with your big ham hands and not expect there to be consequences.

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  8. Pretty good issue, this one. Pretty good.

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  9. Retweeted
    18 Nov 2019

    Trying to break into doing music for kids, so i wrote this quick song about animals

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    Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva? Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

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    18 hours ago

    ARE YOU BARRON WE HAVE TO GO

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  12. My phone reminded me that seven years ago today I was ‘kidnapped’ by Kenneth Branagh for a Jack Ryan videblogisode. Three things: I think I sold the ‘surprise’ fairly well, I still have that coat, and they cut the part where I called Sir Ken a bastard.

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    May you love something as much as Arnold loves his famous movie lines.

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  14. Jan 20

    Trump right now.

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  15. Jan 20

    Nice to know America has a President who can wield Mjolnir. Might come in handy.

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  16. Jan 20

    I wonder who the first person was to quote a film. Did they tell people? Or did they see if they got away with it and then passed off the quip as their own? Maybe they pushed their luck by throwing in another quote. It’s all I do. I haven’t said anything original since 2004.

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  17. Jan 20

    I can only make sense of the world through obscure film references. Just like that guy in the 1973 gem, The Man Who Can Only Make Sense Of The World Through Obscure Film References.

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    Jan 20

    just an absolute motherfucker until the bitter end

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  19. Jan 20

    Did anyone else find it strange that Trump stopped mid-speech to demand sugar water?

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  20. Jan 20

    Is... is that Fake Melania again? There's no way he'd pull that stunt again, is there? Unless... OH MY GOD, MELANIA IS LIVING IN THE WALLS OF THE WHITE HOUSE! SHE'S GONE FULL BUSEY! NEVER GO FULL BUSEY!

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    Jan 20

    So NHS protection has been quietly removed from the trade bill by the Tories. WHY IS THIS NOT HEADLINE NEWS?

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