Analytic Valley Girl Chris

@ChrisExpTheNews

Former HS science teacher, biomedical researcher, Libertarian Party officer. Too tired to blog much anymore. I strive to be an equal-opportunity bitch-moaner.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2015.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    30. srp 2019.

    "No Exit", but I have my phone and just scroll through Twitter and Facebook for all eternity and ignore les Autres

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  2. prije 14 minuta

    "Every nation gets the government it deserves" -de Maistre

    A system where the vote is taken literally by having people stand around in groups is apparently being disrupted by a software failure.
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    prije 3 sata

    I think I would do fairly well on The Bachelor because I’m good at just kind of sitting around listening to people bitch with a blank face and am also a pretty crier

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  4. prije 2 sata

    This is an internal Party election financed by taxpayers. What the fuck is that the business of an incompetent international organization?

    Iowa is charming and everything but let’s all admit that if we saw this sloppy, chaotic, slap-dash voting system employed in another country we’d call for UN election monitoring.
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    prije 15 sati

    *starts weeping, barely able to say the words, thinking about my family* “A-As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain, B-b-but that’s just perfect for an Amish like me...”

    A gun to your head, youre asked to sing any song word for word without errors or you die.. What song are you singing?
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    Odgovor korisnicima

    Pretty sure the Gritty costume comes with special immunity in the city of Philadelphia that only the mascot, and not the person inside, can get prosecuted.

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    i still adore that at no part of this whole story has any reporting indicated that there is a human inside of the costume. all stories treat Gritty as a sentient being itself

    BREAKING: Philadelphia police have cleared after investigating an alleged physical assault between the mascot and a 13-year-old boy.
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    “The IDW” as a discrete entity was an idea which had mainstream attention and relevance for perhaps a week two years ago, and you can still find people on this site who structure the whole of their worldview around Nth level warring about its meaning (“anti-anti-anti-IDW”).

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    Damnit. I just found out there is someone on twitter who shitposts in 3 languages and now I feel intellectually inferior.

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  10. prije 4 sata

    Soon, my Eurotrash friends

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    The FGC9 is a 3D printed firearm that uses zero 'gun parts' in its construction - making it a gun anyone, even in Europe, could acquire the parts to build. This is at least 15 years ahead of US gun regulation efforts - and undoes those already in place across the world.
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    *hiring a TT professor* universities: fit is so important to us, we really want somebody who wants to be here also universities: sure you've worked here as an adjunct for 10 years, but we just don't think you'll be a good fit

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    (this is also why Herzog intervened so specifically - because of course the corporate impulse was the exact wrong one: to CGI away the lumpy imperfection of the puppet)

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    a lot of this links to kawaii theory - that the truly cute must be a little ugly - but i think it goes to some of the stuff I was trying to say in that Babadook is Gay piece a few years ago: it only works if it exceeds the capacity for marketing to contain/control its meaning

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    god: [creates australia] angel: u gave them literally all of the scary animals god: yes but they will love them angel: how god: [creating steve irwin] trust me

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    In 2012 the Bay Area added 114,800 new jobs and permitted 10,021 new homes.

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    egg monopoly lady, much like elizabeth warren's redface stuff, is a cringey but ultimately sort of relatable example of what happens when bizarre and unsubstantiated bits of private family lore become articulated in public

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    Teaching is not the hardest job in the world. It is not a job that makes the least amount of money. It is not the least respected job. There are millions of people in this country who work hard and do not get the pay or respect they deserve. Teachers are a part of that group.

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  18. prije 7 sati

    Just do them all at the same time.

    I get all of the arguments about why Iowa shouldn't vote first, but my question is: Which state would be better? You need one small enough to let darkhorse candidates compete, but diverse enough to represent the party. Maybe Maryland?
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  19. prije 7 sati

    Make ballot access stupid easy for general elections and let voters and parties sort out their own shit.

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  20. prije 7 sati

    Libertarian take re caucus vs primary. Fuck primaries. It's not the government's job to facilitate voting for political parties, which are private orgs. If you don't like how a party picks a candidate, then join the party to change it or don't vote for their candidate.

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Beard-Biden looks like a sea captain. I want to hear his tales.

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