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    Chris Evans‏Verified account @ChrisEvans 12 Dec 2017

    Holy shit!!!!! Does this mean I DON’T have to bury 2017 in the back yard?? Thank you, Alabama!!!!

    7:51 PM - 12 Dec 2017
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    1,717 replies 14,344 retweets 143,620 likes
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      2. ‏ً‏ @eddiebrcck 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ChrisEvans

        LANGUAGE!

        32 replies 136 retweets 2,216 likes
      3. Zach‏ @zac_smith1 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @eddiebrcck @infitinywars @ChrisEvans

        I understood that reference.

        2 replies 4 retweets 271 likes
      4. NataliaZlatanova‏ @NataliaIsHere41 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @zac_smith1 @infitinywars @ChrisEvans

        pic.twitter.com/10sg4mejhv

        1 reply 1 retweet 108 likes
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      2. Half An Onion‏ @HalfOnionInABag 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ChrisEvans

        Damn right! More room to plant onions.

        11 replies 43 retweets 1,466 likes
      3. a lighthouse under the sea‏ @Sedna_51 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @HalfOnionInABag @ChrisEvans

        Onion, you’re the future us liberals want. (Preferably in ring form, but I’m open to suggestions.)

        2 replies 3 retweets 119 likes
      4. Spicy-a-meat-a-balls‏ @AlexKaus 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Sedna_51 @HalfOnionInABag @ChrisEvans

        Is carmelized ok?

        2 replies 0 retweets 49 likes
      5. Baby Carrie‏ @leiatheonlyhope 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AlexKaus @Sedna_51 and

        Can I vote for minced or is the poll closed

        2 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
      6. RA 🐝A  🍀 🏳️‍🌈‏ @cal1tennisR 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @leiatheonlyhope @AlexKaus and

        Soup.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      7. Adam Weiss‏ @_anweiss 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @cal1tennisR @leiatheonlyhope and

        Bloomin' with dipping sauce or nothing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 47 likes
      8. RA 🐝A  🍀 🏳️‍🌈‏ @cal1tennisR 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @_anweiss @leiatheonlyhope and

        I think rings win. Although, (minced) caramelized onion soup with a side of rings and a blooming onion with dipping sauce is pretty good too. Why do we want Chris Evans to have onions again?

        2 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
      9. Baby Carrie‏ @leiatheonlyhope 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @cal1tennisR @_anweiss and

        I think that sounds like a pretty good compromise Can't say I know the answer to that question though lol

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. Chris Evans Online‏ @CevansOfficial 12 Dec 2017
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      2. Brie‏ @coolbreeeze_ 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ChrisEvans

        Thank you, Black women. Who once again, carried an election on our backs at 98%

        7 replies 22 retweets 220 likes
      3. Charina Russo‏ @sweetiebabes08 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @coolbreeeze_ @ChrisEvans

        You have no idea as a white woman how angry and embarrassed I am. I have no idea what the f*ck is wrong with women of my race... I’m horrified. Idiots! I also saw a stat about young college educated voting for Moore... WTF... I’ve been saying we’re living in BizzaroAmerica

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
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      2. God  🌈‏ @TheGoodGodAbove 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ChrisEvans

        Holy shit is right!!

        11 replies 16 retweets 358 likes
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