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    1. Chris Evans‏Verified account @ChrisEvans 21 Oct 2017

      The theme song to Mash stresses me out. The Pavlovian response is that it's time to go to bed and I probably haven't done my homework.

      2,094 replies 11,992 retweets 114,251 likes
    2. jenny slate‏Verified account @jennyslate 21 Oct 2017
      Replying to @ChrisEvans

      "Probably haven't"???? Cmon, Christopher. Have you done your homework or haven't you? It's 7pm and you've had the whoooole weekend. Cmon.

      26 replies 183 retweets 3,409 likes
      Chris Evans‏Verified account @ChrisEvans 21 Oct 2017
      Replying to @jennyslate

      How's your handwriting? Can you write me a note? Let's cut class!

      6:53 PM - 21 Oct 2017
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      • Melissa Gonzales Jenny 💖 hxrmony✨ Ommi Me irzida tanjung blaze rachel | 20 Riya Ramesh
      97 replies 219 retweets 2,829 likes
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        2. jenny slate‏Verified account @jennyslate 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @ChrisEvans

          This is terrifying and exhilarating. Meet me behind the gym after science. I have shark bites.

          51 replies 132 retweets 2,151 likes
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        4. a lighthouse under the sea‏ @Sedna_51 21 Oct 2017

          stuff it narc, I’m trying to trade Pogs back here

          1 reply 2 retweets 210 likes
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        1. L Drake‏ @LDrake_777 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          2016 repeated.pic.twitter.com/4SrQXleDvP

          0 replies 3 retweets 25 likes
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        2. crazymyself‏ @waesfl 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @ChrisEvans

          Jenny Slate is an idiot. Chris please wake up.

          2 replies 6 retweets 25 likes
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        2. Black Raven‏ @Black_Raven1234 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          Bet we know what you’ll do with with your favorite human. She’s disgusting.pic.twitter.com/iM13LyZ7Kg

          4 replies 6 retweets 25 likes
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        2. Ronnie  ♥️‏ @XTalk2MoiX 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          Oh boy. Please don’t get her overly excited Christopher. She will mess herself & you’ll have to clean up all over again. Romance sucks, huh?pic.twitter.com/Elqz4GOtSa

          1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
        3. Samantha‏ @DelphicOracular 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @XTalk2MoiX @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          Oh dear God. You actually went there... What did we ever do to you to deserve that image? LOL

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        4. Ronnie  ♥️‏ @XTalk2MoiX 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @DelphicOracular @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          Oh, that? Well, it’s been a true story since her birth. Yes, sharing is caring... call me congenial. Join me, pick a feather. 🕊pic.twitter.com/Ihp2bsZX1v

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        5. Samantha‏ @DelphicOracular 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @XTalk2MoiX @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          Don’t mind if I do. Thank you. You are truly feather plucking happy now. 👌

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        2. Missy‏ @TheBeiruti 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          Chicken scribbles, probably. #makebetterchoices

          2 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
        3. Ronnie  ♥️‏ @XTalk2MoiX 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheBeiruti @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          Uhm, well, 7th grade boyfriend definitely has his priorities screwed up. I guess we are supposed to be proud?

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        1. L Drake‏ @LDrake_777 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @ChrisEvans

          Winter has returned. And it’s going to be ugly.pic.twitter.com/WJoa3ZqMJn

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        1. Miss Chanandler Bong  🎃‏ @Jessicainga 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          pic.twitter.com/4g8WiNyw5R

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        2. Chris Evans PR Squad‏ @abbeytells 21 Oct 2017
          Replying to @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          No one in Sudbury et al is laughing tonight. 😌

          1 reply 2 retweets 20 likes
        3. Maria Urena‏ @MariaMariaj863 22 Oct 2017
          Replying to @abbeytells @ChrisEvans @jennyslate

          Weren't they this way when they were banging behind her hubby's back while filming Gifted? As soon as they became bf/gf they stopped.

          2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. bluepyro‏ @bluepyro3 22 Oct 2017
          Replying to @MariaMariaj863 @abbeytells @jennyslate

          well it could be that apart from fame, she missed the banging part. Ooops my bad 😁🙊

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        5. Maria Urena‏ @MariaMariaj863 22 Oct 2017
          Replying to @bluepyro3 @abbeytells @jennyslate

          Hahahahahaha

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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