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    Chris Evans‏Verified account @ChrisEvans 21 Oct 2017

    The theme song to Mash stresses me out. The Pavlovian response is that it's time to go to bed and I probably haven't done my homework.

    11:04 AM - 21 Oct 2017
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    2,094 replies 11,992 retweets 114,251 likes
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      2. jenny slate‏Verified account @jennyslate 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ChrisEvans

        "Probably haven't"???? Cmon, Christopher. Have you done your homework or haven't you? It's 7pm and you've had the whoooole weekend. Cmon.

        26 replies 183 retweets 3,409 likes
      3. Chris Evans‏Verified account @ChrisEvans 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @jennyslate

        How's your handwriting? Can you write me a note? Let's cut class!

        97 replies 219 retweets 2,829 likes
      4. jenny slate‏Verified account @jennyslate 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ChrisEvans

        This is terrifying and exhilarating. Meet me behind the gym after science. I have shark bites.

        51 replies 132 retweets 2,151 likes
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      6. a lighthouse under the sea‏ @Sedna_51 21 Oct 2017

        stuff it narc, I’m trying to trade Pogs back here

        1 reply 2 retweets 210 likes
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      2. Anna Kendrick‏Verified account @AnnaKendrick47 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ChrisEvans

        Dude. This is so real.

        75 replies 336 retweets 9,735 likes
      3. Montserrat‏ @HeyItsMontse 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AnnaKendrick47 @ChrisEvans

        Hmm, so you haven’t finished your homework either, Anna?

        1 reply 1 retweet 95 likes
      4. val-holla!‏ @ValerieSprague 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @HeyItsMontse @AnnaKendrick47 @ChrisEvans

        Well, we know Taiwan Jones didn’t. ;)

        4 replies 7 retweets 302 likes
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      2. Holly‏ @HolzC 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ChrisEvans

        I'm totally the opposite, I find it reassuring and makes me feel safe. It's also my ringtone.pic.twitter.com/EpUZJBkA9a

        8 replies 8 retweets 295 likes
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      4. Holly‏ @HolzC 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ModusOp33 @ChrisEvans

        Oh, that's not so great (and not true).

        14 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
      5. Chris Morris‏Verified account @camorris 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @HolzC @ChrisEvans

        You’re correct. The title is “You’re Gonna Make It After All.”

        10 replies 0 retweets 62 likes
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      7. Holly‏ @HolzC 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ModusOp33 @camorris @ChrisEvans

        It has lyrics! Did you know that? I didn't have a clue!

        7 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      9. Holly‏ @HolzC 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ModusOp33 @camorris @ChrisEvans

        They're really weird & written by the film director's 14y old son. They were meant to be odd / tongue in cheek.https://genius.com/Theme-from-mash-suicide-is-painless-lyrics …

        7 replies 5 retweets 62 likes
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      2. CHRIS EVANS BOSTON ACCOUNT  🇺🇸‏ @BOSTONCHRISEVAN 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ChrisEvans

        YOU HAVE BEEN READING MY MESSAGES..I KNEW IT...NOW LET ME SEE IF I CAN SHOW HOW MUCH THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR THE BOSTON IN YOU..pic.twitter.com/WtIzMXQGWK

        20 replies 14 retweets 45 likes
      3. CHRIS EVANS BOSTON ACCOUNT  🇺🇸‏ @BOSTONCHRISEVAN 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BOSTONCHRISEVAN @ChrisEvans

        I LOVE BOSTONpic.twitter.com/tPluI8V9wz

        2 replies 5 retweets 26 likes
      4. BLUE STOCK EXCHANGE‏ @USAMERICANHOMES 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BOSTONCHRISEVAN @ChrisEvans

        Powerful Account some one called me about it

        0 replies 2 retweets 10 likes
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