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    Chris Evans‏Verified account @ChrisEvans 7 Sep 2016

    @pattonoswalt owning @MartinShkreli is my favorite thing on Twitter right now.

    10:52 AM - 7 Sep 2016
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    155 replies 1,248 retweets 6,557 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. The Brofucius‏ @TheBrofucius 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ChrisEvans @pattonoswalt @MartinShkreli

        Does this mean Marty will come back with "Who's Chris Evans?"

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
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      4. a lighthouse under the sea‏ @Sedna_51 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @MartinShkreli @ChrisEvans @pattonoswalt

        no, the company your resigned from in 2014 that's currently suing you for $65 mil did that.

        2 replies 4 retweets 100 likes
      5. The Brofucius‏ @TheBrofucius 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Sedna_51 @MartinShkreli and

        Oops. You mean Retrophin that forced him out. He did do the in licensing.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      6. a lighthouse under the sea‏ @Sedna_51 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheBrofucius @MartinShkreli and

        YUUUUUUUUUUUUP. I'm glad the drug shows promise, believe me! rare disease drugs are great

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      7. The Brofucius‏ @TheBrofucius 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Sedna_51 @MartinShkreli and

        Marty seems to think that all of Twitterverse are just dummies.

        2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      8. a lighthouse under the sea‏ @Sedna_51 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheBrofucius @MartinShkreli and

        it's such a pleasure to see him writhe around like an angry little toddler though

        2 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
      9. The Brofucius‏ @TheBrofucius 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Sedna_51 @MartinShkreli and

        Well he thinks money makes people like you. It just attracts remora. They just want money

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. Michael Villani‏ @villani_m 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @MartinShkreli @ChrisEvans

        Martin Got a feeling something bad will happen to you. When you die, millions of people will laugh #odoylerules

        0 replies 3 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.‏ @snarkofthebeast 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ChrisEvans @pattonoswalt @MartinShkreli

        Jeez dude, even Captain American doesn't like you. Today must feel bad.

        0 replies 5 retweets 145 likes
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      1. Ian Boothby‏Verified account @IanBoothby 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ChrisEvans

        . @ChrisEvans @pattonoswalt @MartinShkreli Did he think Steve Rogers paid too little for the Super Soldier Serum?

        0 replies 10 retweets 69 likes
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      2. Cherece‏ @CreditCat 21 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ChrisEvans @pattonoswalt

        pic.twitter.com/RAEa9EXTVB

        1 reply 19 retweets 100 likes
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      1. DJ Peterson‏ @DJPeterson13 8 Sep 2016
        Replying to @MartinShkreli @eboldy and

        nobody likes you Martin. Wikihow Harakiri, make amends to the world.

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      1. a lighthouse under the sea‏ @Sedna_51 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ChrisEvans @pattonoswalt @MartinShkreli

        drag him, gentlemenpic.twitter.com/st1zfaVrq4

        0 replies 2 retweets 47 likes
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      2. Prof_Butterscotch‏ @paulaharvey604 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @JudgementalTom @ChrisEvans and

        His pharma work is more seminal than pioneering I CAN MAKE DICK JOKES ALL DAY

        2 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
      3. JudgementalTom‏ @JudgementalTom 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @paulaharvey604 @Mmmbutterscotch and

        Alas there will never be a bigger joke than Martin himself.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Prof_Butterscotch‏ @paulaharvey604 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @JudgementalTom @ChrisEvans and

        Hack the man's voice navigation to tell him to take the next left into the ocean

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. JudgementalTom‏ @JudgementalTom 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @paulaharvey604 @Mmmbutterscotch and

        His intelligence is a "phallus"acy.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Prof_Butterscotch‏ @paulaharvey604 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @JudgementalTom @ChrisEvans @pattonoswalt

        um..well crap I guess I can't do dick jokes all day. let's cuddle for 20 minutes & try again?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation

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