Hey, I'm not typing "sarcasm" at the end of my tweets. If you feel I should type that, I feel you should unfollow.
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MAGAts, trolls & dullards get TWO tweets.
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MAGAts, trolls & dullards get TWO tweets.I went "there". Never left.Joined July 2009
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Oh really?
Wow.
Shocked.
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Texas shooter lived with his mother — and was 'right-wing death squad' member interested in neo-Nazis: police rawstory.com/allen-texas-sh
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What is wrong with these damn people?
And yes, I mean THESE people.
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At least 7 people are dead and at least half a dozen are injured after a Texas driver “intentionally” drove a Range Rover into a crowd of migrants outside a Catholic Charities shelter in Brownsville, Texas today.
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So the term "woke" was taken by the right and is now being used in policies by lawmakers against minorities and maligned groups of people and youre talking about MY politics being illogical idiocy? Are you that f-cking ignorant?
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Replying to @T_Westicles and @roybelly
Which begs the question, who’s really the hateful and racist one here?
Anyone with a modicum of intelligence would be able to come to the conclusion that the answer is you, Roy
Your insecurities abt your show’s failure & the illogical idiocy of your politics is hilarious to see
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"Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?"
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What's the best Star Wars quote to yell out during sex? twitter.com/glee_writes/st…
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SPREADIE GIBBS!?!🤣😂
I'm done.
I hate each and every one of y'all.
I mean it. And I'm leaving.
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It's like the weather.
The weather.
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#BREAKING Massive police presence in Annapolis after multiple people shot. @JMatter_TV getting latest from the scene. Stay with @fox5dc #breakingnews #maryland
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At least 8 of the 16 fake MAGA electors in Georgia have accepted immunity deals in Fulton County DA Fani Willis’ investigation and all have promised to testify truthfully about the plot to overturn the election.
She isn’t fucking around. Get their ass.
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As racist as the south is, Birmingham is 70% black. How did he think it was gonna go? 😂🤣
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Let that woman enjoy the misery she manifested in peace! 😆
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When your "I don't need a man/"All men are..." friend on social media gets a man and EVERY post is about him.
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Cain sister get locked up and he was like "I'ma go check her...uh...school. Yeah!"
Couldn't wait to go clap Effie's cheeks.
#PowerBookII
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When your "I don't need a man/"All men are..." friend on social media gets a man and EVERY post is about him.
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Jordan Neely was publicly executed on an F train.
Not because he assaulted anyone.
Someone didn't like the tone with which he aired his grievances.
No NY "Shut the f*ck up!"
Or people just getting far away from him.
Choked to death. As others filmed.
Oh P.K. Subban, you're so edgy.
You made a fat joke to drive home a point about the word "big".
How'd you come up with that?
Can't believe a mind so nuanced as yours picked Lizzo...one of the most famous women in the world to use for an analogous, shitty take.
Genius.
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So y’all really think the world is like Hitch where rich women fall for working class men?
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"Democrats have to recognize that they are actually in war...The Democrats are still operating as if this is a two party system. It's not a two party system...There's no Republican party, it's a dime store front for a terrorist organization" - w/
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If you’re looking for a sugar daddy,,, all I got is salt.
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People keep asking how it is that Elon Musk, Bill Maher, and any number of personalities or institutions and media have "changed" so much.
But the truth is they haven't changed. Circumstances did. And their "principles" were revealed as performative.
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One of the best rap songs of all time.
Debate your un-jiggy momma.
Shut up.
I repeat:
SHUT👏🏿UP👏🏿!
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One day it's "eat the rich!". The next it's "we must watch these rich people having a costume party".
A call to action. Joy Reid explains what the Republican Party is up to, and it’s chilling. Urging you to watch this, it’s the best seven minutes you’ll spend today.
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When you cheat on your girlfriend but SHE pays your phone bill and uses "find my iPhone" to track you.
#Bum
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Hey people of a certain age who grew up watching films like Revenge of The Nerds. HI. 👋🏿
It's a terrible film that has aged poorly.
Also, the "nerds" are literal sex offenders and the true villains of the movie.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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STOP watching reality/programming.
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How many hosts/judges on reality programming(heavily stocked with NON-UNION labor) are SAG/WGA/RIAA members?
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I support #WritersGuildofAmerica 100%
I've been saying that supporting reality TV is counterproductive to supporting the union. Y'all still out here live tweeting this trash. There are networks with entire nights of reality shows. The writing is on the wall in fluorescent paint.
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I said after the first game that the #PhoenixSuns are gonna get mopped if they think they're gonna beat Denver by playing minimal perimeter D and FRONTING Jokic.
And here we are
Sounds very "Bryan Singer-ish".
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I saw that "pool party" video that was going around.
Y'all are out your ding-dang minds.
We wore masks and over washed our hands for 2 years because of constantly evolving viral strains.
Now y'all putting your mouths on strangers' um....strange places?
Ain't no way.
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#IGotAMonster ...GOOD LORD.
Baltimore PD Gun Trace Task Force were TERRORISTS.
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Flipping through movies to watch on streaming while I'm on vacay this week.
Maan...Bruce Willis really saw Nic Cage living his best life as the "Direct To Video" King and said "Hold my beer."
Wow...
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