Chinners

@Chinners2

Minister of & for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party & OFFICIAL Candidate for for

loonyparty.com
Joined November 2011
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  1. Jun 7

    Enjoy

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    Jun 6

    How to vote in the General Election without getting arrested

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    Jun 3

    Nice work

    Publons exit - Publons is acquired by Clarivate Analytics. Press coverage, and thanks to everyone who helped!
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  4. Jun 7

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    May 17

    We will ban greyhound racing to stop the country going to the dogs! Fox Hunting will be 1 hound per fox

    On Jeremy Vine today, something about Monster Raving Loony Party wants to Ban Greyhound Racing and keep ban on fox hunting. Not so loony!
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    May 29

    Immigration policy One in one out (carried forward from our 2015 ) . . . (nicked by UKIP)

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    May 29

    Austerity - The alphabet will be reduced to 23 characters. This will start by cutting the letters N. H. and S.

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    May 29

    We will give the catering contract for our prisons to as this should stop offenders reoffending.

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    May 29

    We will ban shoes made out of coal, this will help all voters to reduce their carbon footprint

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    May 29

    We will solve the problem of over-crowding in prisons by releasing all the innocent prisoners.

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    May 29

    All future new politicians will be trained as magicians because magicians return the money at the end of the performance

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    May 29

    Expenses will now be known as MP's Running Costs .We will give each MP a pair of trainers and fine any that walk

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    May 29

    Income Tax was introduced to finance the Napoleonic war. We now believe its time to cease hostilities with Napoleon & scrap it.

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    May 29

    We will abolish stamp duty, stamps are expensive enough so we shouldn't have to pay duty on them!

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    May 29

    Puddles deeper than 3 inches will be marked with a yellow plastic duck

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    May 29

    All X-Ray machines in the NHS will be manned by a skeleton staff

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    May 29

    We will further complicate the UK tax system so that large companies can no longer find loopholes.

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    May 29

    After the there will be a 'cooling-off period ' in case people wish to change their minds

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    May 29

    More people are killed by donkeys than are killed in plane crashes, we will fit donkeys with black boxes

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    May 29

    We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks.

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