the only people who have ever spied on me in a public restroom are small children. that's why today I am introducing legislation to make it illegal to be 3 years old or to provide 3-year-olds with any form of medical care
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women's 👏 spaces 👏 means 👏 no 👏 children 👏
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One time some kid literally crawled under the stall while I was sitting in the toilet
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this won't happen again after we pass SB80085, I can tell you that much
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One time I went into a single person restroom, assuming I would be safe, and a little kid jumped out of the cabinet under the sink and yelled 'Surprise!' and then freaked out because they had been waiting for their brother
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Man I remember being in elementary school and in the bathroom there would be these girls who would somehow climb to the top and look down on you and giggle—have me bathroom anxiety for the longest time
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that was me lmao. i was particularly small and somehow i discovered that the toilet paper holders could support my weight, so, naturally,
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I can’t even go to the bathroom in my own home without being assaulted with drawings of Bill Cipher and Beast Boy. Something must be done.
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