yeah, so... deuces.
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"I've been around for some time and I've noticed that them as has it in them to shine will shine through six layers of muck, whereas those who ain't shiny won't shine however much you buff 'em."
— Terry Pratchett (by way of Nanny Ogg)
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Man going on strike with no outlet for my little jokes is gonna be so rough on the group chat. Sorry in advance to them.
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the worst kind of twitter bio is something like "katie's husband. father to jenny" i don't know who that is, dip shit
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This is like an all timer blue check honeypot twitter.com/TheOnion/statu
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I'm no expert on torture, but I have to imagine that I'd remember the faces of the people who tortured me, especially if they went on to become nationally known figures
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profound, almost instinctive desire to commit lese majesty
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What's your most American-coded trait.
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we only get one invite every two weeks I'm sorry. also it turns out that if u invite someone who threatens to kill Matt Yglesias with a hammer you get temporarily shadowbanned so even when I get a code some of you can't be trusted with it
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it turns out you don't get codes until like two weeks later or something idk
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we are witnessing the actual dying breaths of this site. this specific use-case is not only a massive source of engagement, but also a generally huge driver in the creation of regular users. the next twitter clone that gets the transit bots working will reign supreme
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Bluesky's content moderation settings are really comprehensive
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telling Frost "why can't u be more like LADYBUG"
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a guy drove up behind us and she's home. her mom is out of town and she is looking for her 🥺
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found another number on Google but it's out of service wtf. texted the first number but can't tell if it went through or not.
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ok bad news. my call was forwarded to an automatic voice messaging service and I just drove over here but it's a big fancy horse farm and it has a gate code soooooooo
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she has her head on my lap while I'm calling her family, I'm in love
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just found a stray dog and she has her collar and everything, but a train is crossing between where I am and her house and lol fml
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This video from NBA Reddit of two Blazers fans who literally don't know how to play tic-tac-toe is an inspiration.
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what is a spider man, that sounds fucked up
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“Since Musk took ownership, the company has received 971 government demands, and fully complied with 808 of them. Before Musk, Twitter’s full compliance rate hovered around 50 percent; since the takeover, it is over 80 percent.” --
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“I feel awful about it,” said Scott E. Miller, the superintendent. His district has asked Norfolk Southern for its schedule so that the schools can plan for blockages and students can adjust their routines. The company has disregarded the requests, school officials said." EVIL🤬
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what the fuck
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Every day across America, trains block crossings, sometimes for hours or days, forcing kids to crawl under them to get to school.
An 8th grader has seen plenty of trains start without warning. “I don’t want to get crushed.” propublica.org/article/trains
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my flight mixed up the captions for Banshees with some other movie and i treated it like coachella
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If you're wondering why Millennials seem extra nostalgic for the Jerry Springer Show it's because it was the easiest way to find nasty freaks to gawk at before Twitter rolled out paid verification.
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So, I wrote a middle-grade kids horror book for ! It’s called SCAREWAVES, and it’s about a group of kids in a small town called Beacon Point in the 90’s being stalked by monsters. There’s a spooky paranormal radio show involved, too! I also did 26 interior drawings!
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Ever think about how even though 99.9% of all living species are extinct, we happen to be alive at the exact same time at the blue whale, the largest animal to ever exist in all of Earth’s history?
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My sex offender truck has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my truck
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A FedEx carrier rolled up when I was feeding my crow pals. At first I was a little embarrassed, but he asked "what are you giving them", I responded "cat treats", he replied "oh they like dog treats too", AND THEN HE REACHED INTO HIS POCKET AND PULLED OUT A FISTFUL OF DOG TREATS.
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Landlords looking at this photo taken inside a cello and thinking how they can ask for £2500 pm not including bills
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