Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods" Alexa: "Buying Whole Foods" Bezos: Shit
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amazon bought whole foods dipshit
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Your stolen joke was retweeted! Yay you!
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They oughta call it ROUNDTINE!
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Yeah, saw that too. Nicely stolen from
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this is the twitter world we live in these days, unoriginal ppl feigning for attention
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so did that guy steal from this guy,or was it maybe just an easy premise?https://twitter.com/25_male_NYC/status/875702196133875712 …
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my twitter fingers are too fast for these bloomberg tech writers. 9:10 (me) then 9:23 then 9:37
timestamps dont lie. he can have the RTs 
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Timestamps, hips, and George Washington.
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Alexa needs help
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That is all kinds of funny. Made me laugh out loud for real - not just the stupid three letters version. :)
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LOLFR ?
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“For real”. Read thread backwards.
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Likewise !
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