Chica Lolita

@ChicaLolita

Likes links, comedy and stirring. Here we go. TWO THREE FOUR.

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Joined March 2009

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  1. 1 hour ago

    I also consider this something of a Never Trust a Rabbit necklace, in case asks.

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    Jun 3

    an aeon ago, sir and i attempted to peform the scottish play in an hour. with a different live director each day. this is the trailer for the trailer for the documentary of how it went.

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  3. 5 hours ago

    Yep, there's my brother's livelihood fucked. What can possibly be the reason for this? They're not working, they are pumping money into the country and taking nothing out!

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    20 hours ago

    Excellent WIP show by tonight at ! If this was anything to go by, his new tour "This Can't Be It" is going to be fantastic. If you are in or can get to London, there's another WIP show next Thursday. Highly recommend 👍

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  5. 24 hours ago

    Someone near me in Soho Theatre bar with Tim Key’s latest book. Fine taste, that man.

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  6. Jun 3

    Got myself an necklace. Where’s the hare, ⁦⁩ and ⁦⁩ ? Hopefully I can wear it at the BFI presentation for the next series!

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  8. Jun 3

    Anyone else I know going to see tonight?

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  9. Jun 2

    Did any Everton fans genuinely expect Carlo Ancelotti to snub Real Madrid for them? He only went there in the first place because he'd just been fired by Napoli...

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  10. Jun 2

    Remarkable how many Hammer movies involved someone plopping a brain into a jar. Did they just have the one brain prop that kept getting reused?

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    Jun 1

    Find me a better headline

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  12. Jun 1

    Things I did not expect to see someone carrying on the Tube: a chainsaw.

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    Jun 1

    My TV’s gone all Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on me.

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  15. Retweeted
    May 30

    Zion has ripped our nephews ball to shreds and is now wearing it like he’s in Silence Of The Fucking Lambs.

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  16. May 31

    And that is why he became an actor and not a policeman. So close...

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  17. May 31

    We figured out the last time I'd gone to the BFI before tonight was to see the preview, so about 18 months. That is... a lot. I missed that place, the whole South Bank, even Waterloo Station. Lovely to be back there with

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  18. May 31

    In the BFI bar with and we are denied scampi! This is an outrage!!!!! Still Limoncello Spritz...

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    You can see me resume the work-in-progress shows I left off in March 2020 (!) in London and Oxford this week. I’ll be rusty but I’m a brilliant natural talent (experimenting with a different sales shtick).

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  20. May 31
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