Chet Wallop

@ChetWallop

Crypto-anthropologist, absurdist scribbler, greatest sword fighter in the world. My book, Stare into the Cat:

Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2018.
Rođen/a 1911.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. svi 2019.

    Climb into the dumpster of absurdity and laugh in the face of absolute nothingness. Read my book of poems and illustrations, available on Amazon Kindle.

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    prije 8 sati

    ignoring your friends bc u start dating someone is t r a s h

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  3. prije 9 sati

    Apparently PMP does not stand for pimp.

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    3. velj

    Hear me out, a Pringle’s can but they pop out like a pez dispenser.

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    1. velj

    Might mess around and get Taco Bell tattooed on my knuckles

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    Alright? It's National storytelling Week. Better up your game yeah?

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    The poem evolves, untrimmed.

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    Sorry I’m late, the thought of coming here filled me with dread

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    People change and grow and sometimes they become incompatible. 🖤

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    Cryptozoologist in your bio? Fuck yes I’m following you, you crazy Sasquatch hunter you.

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    31. sij

    It’s funny when someone mixes up vicious and viscous. It’s hard to be scared of a viscous dog

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    It never even crosses my mind to drink a Soda and some people cannot stop drinking Sodas. Everyone is fighting their own battles

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    1. velj

    Sorry I missed last night, but I was busy reading my favorite men's volleyball magazine.

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    You'll be sorry when my wombat army completes their training.

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    Someone at work called me an optimist so I slapped the fuck out of them, but you know what... things are looking up since the slap so maybe they were right.

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    23. velj 2019.

    If you refer to your air guitar using air quotes, does that mean you have a real guitar?

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    Just sittin' here creating antibodies like the stupid meat engine that I am.

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    27. sij

    The lost art of knowing how to fall asleep.

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    31. sij

    When you're an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like

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    Congrats. You've Been Watching Beverly Hilly Chihuahua the Wrong Way

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