I heard God made Eve from Adam's two bottom ribs so he could suck his own penis
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Going to the Dome, need to coatcheck my copy of The Bostonians
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It's Tuesday, baby -- get into it!
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Giving my fish body dysmorphia
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Played guitar tonight
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Really 😤UPSETS😤 me that you can never know what sand smells like
Like, if it's wet it smells like ocean, and if it's dry u can't sniff it ???
I'M IN HELL
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if this doesn't go viral i'll kms
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The existence of an East Side Mario implies the existence of a West Side Wario
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First my mother, now Wish ?!
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Bark w me now 😭
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When you accidentally open the front facing camera
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refreshing mix of independent music! 🎧🎶
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Need to do laundry cause I'm down to 3 thongs - depressing thong song
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Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are
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Something about the branding of these men's gloves feels ... off ??
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Say hello to my little Fender
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This is one of Anne’s darker pieces
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Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman hits different when you're in your 30s and still dating musicians
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quick poll :
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Some day we will all have to contend with our Live Journals
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Finally, a "unique voice" in comedy!
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(nsync voice)
dirty cops
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Please don't buy books about structural racism from Amazon
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What absolute BiTcH wrote this?
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I didn't drop out of medical school after 6 months to be called "Dr."
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Tomorrow is Friday!
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Getting close to the blood bath. This episode features our funniest friend ten years running @CherylHann twitter.com/jagjaguwar/sta…
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New nightmares every day:
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with everyone on lockdown, the lime scooters are finally returning to the river. nature is healing, we are the virus.
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Protect Ya Neck against the Coronavirus. We are making a few thousand prints and distributing them across New York City. Feel FREE to do the same in your City.
Share and RT this to the world. #wutang
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social distancing mood board
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Cameron from Love is Blind:
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Love is Blind has confirmed that i am mentally, physically and spiritually addicted to cringing
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Fan theory: Bong Joon-Ho wrote Parasite after reading about the Sims art goblin
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Thinking about this Brian Wilson Spin Magazine interview again.
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Listening to sk8er boi 20 years later & it reads like an incel fever dream
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