Chef Shwasty

@ChefShwasty

Imgur's chef. Parent's pride. World's cruel joke. I make drunk videos. Find me on Imgur, YouTube, and SnapChat with the name ChefShwasty.

Salem, OR
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Joined September 2016
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 11

    I know I only have 20 people who follow me, but PLEASE read this, retweet, share, etc.This girl deserves better.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  2. Nov 25

    Mixed nyquil and whiskey. Feeling invincible. Somebody ask me a fucking question. It's like a truth serum.

  3. Nov 22

    I'd like to have a word with whoever invented this whole 6am bullshit.

  4. Nov 16

  5. Nov 14

    Boozius Snoozius- setting your alarm back whilst intoxicated, because fuck morning-you.

  6. Nov 14

    The general disdain and cynicism, accepting 4-hrs of sleep as normal, and rapidly waning motivation in general.

    1 like
  7. Nov 11

    You morons are rioting in the cities that didn't vote for trump. Pick your battles wisely. Fucking embarrassing as a Democrat.

    2 likes
  8. Nov 9

    At least it's not the apocalypse. Not a pale rider/pale horse situation. Just an orange troll riding the American people.

    4 likes
  9. Nov 9

    Why is everyone talking about moving to Canada? Move to Mexico. Then at least we'll have a wall between us and the idiots.

    1 retweet 5 likes
  10. Nov 5

    This is the kind of drunk where I start quoting Pearl Jam. And I fucking HATE Pearl Jam.

    1 like
  11. Nov 5

    You honor me with your deadpool gif. Please check to see if I'm alive tomorrow. Touch and go with this much whiskey. Kisses

    Shout out to for the funny and tasty videos. :)
    1 like
  12. Oct 28

    Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Steven Wilson, Yes, and Al Stewart. What do they have in common? Alan Parsons worked with em all.

  13. Oct 28

    "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" was performed by the same band that did "Blinded By the Light"

  14. Oct 28

    The song "Hold Your Head Up" and "Time of the Season" were essentially written by the same person.

  15. Oct 28

    KISS once had to hitch a ride to a show. All four of them crammed into a 1970's VW bug and rode to the show.

  16. Oct 28

    Keith Moon (The Who) dressed up as a french maid and pranked Alice Cooper by living with him for a week and cleaning...

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  18. Oct 28

    Drink, binge on the candy you convinced everyone at the store was totally for the kids. Fuck em. I <3 Reeses

    3 likes
  19. Oct 21

    Find friends, have the desire to be outside after dark, stay up past 10pm, dress up... Nah, fuck that shit.

  20. Oct 20

    Apparently, fucking sitting still with my hands folded. I'm TALKING TO YOU, RAPID HEART BEAT. CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

  21. Oct 20

    I've been a shitty tweeter this week. I should really try to sleep more...

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