how do people confuse loose and lose / now and know?
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An old man called me at work and said we gave him an autopsy.... biopsy
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RIP

one time I posted on Facebook looking for a defibrillator......I was actually looking for a diffuser to go on a hair dyer 
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also angel and angle. It’s funnier to me when it’s like a sweet caption like “you take my breathe away my sweet angle” -
never wanna loose u angle
u take my breathe away
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