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Writer: @insidejob, @FallonTonight, other stuff. Maybe even your thing?

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    Chase Mitchell‏Verified account @ChaseMit 4 Jun 2020

    Chase Mitchell Retweeted Scott Adams

    Your best work hangs in the cubicle of everyone’s least favorite coworkerhttps://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1268595787769896966 …

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    Scott AdamsVerified account @ScottAdamsSays
    Checking profile for occupation of troll who changes my point to criticize it. . . and there it is. https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/1268592897093328896 …
    10:42 am - 4 Jun 2020
    • 23 Retweets
    • 530 Likes
    • AltarSam use your delusion Sarah Haynes Aloha Pirates 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Only thing Izzy Hands did wrong was everything Zachary W. Gitdown QuoteMe7 james james Dr Gori
    15 replies . 23 retweets 530 likes
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      2. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 4 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ChaseMit

        That's the value you added to the world today. Good work.

        18 replies . 5 retweets 156 likes
      3. Lance Smith‏ @lsmithdesign 4 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ChaseMit

        Take the L

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Brained in a Vat 🔄‏ @BrainedinaVat 4 Jun 2020
        Replying to @drmattdambrosio @ChaseMit

        your bio is accurate

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Art Kilner‏ @RamblingAK 4 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ChaseMit

        Not everyone's "least favorite coworker", just yours.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. H²Oban ( 🃏🄵🄸🄴🄳)‏ @subtlyboldname 4 Jun 2020
        Replying to @intuitive33 @ChaseMit @ScottAdamsSays

        If I were sporting the three stars Epstein's supporters use to identify themselves on twitter I'd probably not go around accusing people of stalking, but go off.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Opined Mind‏ @Opined_Mind 4 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ChaseMit

        Ha, I just found out that Chase Mitchell wrote for Jimmy Fallon. Right at the time people went from loving Jimmy to hating him. My advice -- maybe write jokes that are funny.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Ooryl Qrygg‏ @OorylQrygg 4 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ChaseMit

        Hard work usually earns the distain of the lazy.

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      2. Chase Mitchell‏Verified account @ChaseMit 4 Jun 2020
        Replying to @AngrySquiggy

        i can't believe he HASN'T blocked me

        1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
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