Gonna start @theranos style company, but focused on urine instead of blood. Gonna use sketchy statistics to get our papers published. All just to get the headline:
PEE-HACKING FIRM ACCUSED OF P-HACKING
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I’m not accepting money yet, but there is a powerful guy who has already shown an interest in our raw materials. You could send some his way.
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This idea does not pass.... water.
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