I don't understand football. So weekends on Twitter feel like a foreign-language immersion program.
@LailaLalami Just say stuff like "There really aren't any 3-down backs anymore. Just running back by committee!" A friend taught me that.
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@ChMadar Sounds obscure enough to be legit... -
@LailaLalami and for baseball, "The bullpen lacks depth." Never fails. - 1 more reply
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