Astonished by the speed with which neighbor children have cleaned me out of candy I now flee the darkened house in shame
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It was like watching a school of piranha produce from their frenzy the clean skeleton of an ox, I tell you
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I have survived a Park Slope Halloween with 8 fingers intact, a miracle
6:47 PM - 31 Oct 2018
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