I beg to differ @Chas10Buttigieg . I saw you in Brooklyn and you’re quite the comedian!pic.twitter.com/qRMw4XKu0V
So, this funny thing keeps appearing about me in articles. For the record, and this is quite silly to clear up, I’m not a stand up comedian. 
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He's also standing
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That’s a lie. No one has ever held the attention of a classroom for longer than 5 secs w/out a little stand up comic in them. Signed, A Fellow Educator
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Saw another article today purporting to allege that YOU maintain Truman's and Buddy's twitter account. Preposterous!
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This gif will outlive us all
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But you're a stand-up guy!
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Isn't he though?
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Totally. And I’m not just saying that to butter him up enough to invite me to the inauguration to see Phish.
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You misspelled, Beyoncé.
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Honey, I taught middle school for years. Comedy is what we do.
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Necessary trait for junior high/high school teaching success.
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OMG, what if you do the White House Correspondents dinner in 2020?! Can’t wait.pic.twitter.com/0QqYJtbMje
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Those articles are from the future. Congratulations! Now start working on a tight 5.
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They must be confusing you with the other Chasten Buttigieg.
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i mean.... i’ve audibly snorted reading some of your tweets so
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